I met pie in real life - while golfing. At the turn, pie was birdie (4 and 20 black) to my boogie. Due to our tea time, I had a very big slice.

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Did you cream the pie??

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This just in: Angelina Jolie has just filed a class action lawsuit against BAUT, primarily for misuse of her name in the Please, Please No thread.

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She is believed to be demanding compensation in the currency of babies.

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I don't understand that joke.

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From my understanding it may have been placed in the wrong thread.

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Her agent is thrilled however, for all the great ideas for future movie roles.

<aside> Hey ABR, the bear is back!! Woot! Woot!

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Bears? Please please no!!

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Lawyers for the H1N1 virus filed papers in the Federal District Court in New York asking for a cease and desist order against all parties, to stop referring to their client as "The Swine Flu".

Mr. Jeffrey McDonald, lead counsel, said that their client did not appreciate the negative connotations of being associated with the term "swine", though it had nothing personally against members of the porcine genus.

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Tennis elbow was originally contracted by Lord Alfred Tennyson while trying to comb his uncooperative beard. He was forced to give up beard maintenance, leaving him a miserable, unkempt curmudgeon for the rest of his days. His ongoing olecranic pain (directly beneath his weenis) led to his oft-disputed murder of Wordsworth, and ultimately to the assignment of deranged children names such as Hallam and Lionel.

Meanwhile, Swinburne Flu continues to rage across England, and everyone is getting thoroughly sick of roundels.

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I have the pig cold right now

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Cold pig is a favorite midnight snack for those suffering digestive problems.

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For those BAUTers unfamiliar with the biology of water bears (tardigrades), "Woot! Woot!" is the sound made by a dessicated water bear cyst as it becomes hydrated. It is generally accepted by researchers as a sound of joy.

Woot! Woot! to you, too, Swift!

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When I win the lottery, I'm going to donate $25 million to the Unversity of North Carolina, with the stipulation that the change the team name to the Tardigrades.

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Tardigrades are my favorite semimicroscopic animal. Nematoads are also fun, but when they hop many people mistake them for fleas and try to crush them.

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Oh joy. I once owned a crushed fleece Nematoad jacket.

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If you are unlucky enough to get nematoads in your eye, be prepared for some pain -- they like to use the cornea as a trampoline.

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The willing yet unprobed abductee is the loneliest man in the world.

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Alien probes are now available on eBay

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If you engage in science, it's often best to wear protection.

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You have a spot on your tie. No, a little higher. Higher. Left. Right a little. That's it. Ah..... you got most of it.

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Due to a single-letter misprint in the local telephone directory, Allen Probes of Piscataway, New Jersey, has received over 3,000 calls from people wishing to be probed.

Interestingly, the previous edition of the directory spelled his name correctly, yet he still got over 700 calls of a similar nature, all from persons named Allen.

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I am the greatest genius since the advent of our species! LOL

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My Astronomy Site
My Geology Site

No, you are.

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The H1N1 virus is the best way to catch up on needed sleep and helps you to really appreciate such simple things as breathing and eating.

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The anuran flu is one of the worst ranaviruses as the only symptom is a frog in the throat before the victim croaks.

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Will everyone open a window? We have to let that one out as soon as possible.


Meanwhile, the Zaporozhi Cossacks gather on the ride to Dubno...

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The greatest power of the Internet is that to reach out and make someone you've never met groan.

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