Central Ohio's five-day weather forecast, last week of November: Sunny and pleasant!

Parent's and church not offended by Fox's latest drama series.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

Psychic wins lottery.

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I want to go back to the moon.
I don't care which rocket you use, whichever one you pick, I'll like it, I swear.
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek

Beatles music to be made available for free legal download. "We've made enough money off those old songs", a smiling Paul McCartney told reporters.

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"I'm as accurate as any psychic. And I'm a cartoon!" -- Squidward

"Arrrgh, the laws of physics be a harsh mistress!" -- Bender

Lottery wins psychic.

Wisconsin dairy farmers attend screening of 'Milk'


Jesus tells everyone, "Don't worry, at the Rapture I'll save every single one of you."


Genies announce that from now on, you can wish for a million wishes


Automakers unveil $5,000 high-safety 200 mpg car: "We just want to help."


Putin applies for NATO membership, says "This silly opposition must stop."


Cricket craze continues to spread across America

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

Millions of Librans win the lottery!

Clairvoyant held for questioning.

A crowd angry about poor service goes to Bangkok airport to assist travelers.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Police search Parliamentary offices at 7 am.



Officials complain of interupted dreams!

Canada has government.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Cruel.

Funny, but cruel.

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

-Woman buys kid talking doll for Christmas--no "subliminal" messages heard.

-Congress proposes constitutional amendment, no one opposes.

-Movie Review: Latest Stallone flick enchants with deep, thought provoking story.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

This is strange, if I do not include other text in the post, my emoticons are broken.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Local government announce plans for road-widening scheme;
conspiracy theorists voice no suspicions.

Michael Jackson's glove is found.

Multi-millionaires decide to send $200 randomly to 200 residences each.

The Big Three now forego vehicles and will pedal on bicycles to D.C. next time.

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There in the valley of Scorpio, beneath the Cross of jade
Smoking on the seashell pipe the gypsies had made
We sat and we dreamed a while...in that crystal thought time in Mexico. ~Donovan

This just in! All the people who got filthy rich off of the current economic crisis have agreed to give the money back!

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smile, and the Universe smiles with you

Lots of people have gotten filthy rich off of the current economic crisis.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Crabs and lobsters "don't mind" being boiled, marine biologist declares.

African leaders meet in Harare to study and learn from Zimbabwe's economic management.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Excessive interest in current space missions causes NASA.gov to crash because of too many visitors.

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I want to go back to the moon.
I don't care which rocket you use, whichever one you pick, I'll like it, I swear.
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek

George Bush throws shoes at Iraqi journalist.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

The DHS announced all journalist must remove and leave their shoes outside any press conference. And all observers of the Inauguration parade and festivities will be required to be shoeless.

In other news, sales of thermal waterproof socks have sky rocketed in the Washington D.C. Metro area.

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smile, and the Universe smiles with you

SETI message received!



"A group of 4 quavers,
a group of 5 semi-quavers..."

Investment banker makes clients rich by purely legal, ethical means.

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

U.S., Russia, China, India, Europe eagerly embrace concept of a 'humanity-wide' project to go to Mars. Australia agrees to supply "All the barbies necessary."

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If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.

American car companies agree to extend lines of credit to homeowners who are behind on their mortgages.

"We have so much cash on hand, we decided to lend it out rather than just sitting on it, GM CEO Richard Waggoner said at a preference conference. "But homeowners must purchases an economy class air ticket to qualify."

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

80's English rock band guitarist admits he never did drugs.

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A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic towards an equinine quadruped utterly devoid of any visionary capacity.

Video game companies report massive loss of sales "Kids are all too busy reading." says one CEO.

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I want to go back to the moon.
I don't care which rocket you use, whichever one you pick, I'll like it, I swear.
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek

Libraries continue to decline, due to everyone using iPods, iPhones and other iDevices.

Book publishers stop publishing books, and newspapers quietly go under.

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smile, and the Universe smiles with you

Palestinians outraged when Israeli school children laugh at a Palestinian student who tripped on a curb. They retaliate by drawing a star of David with slightly crooked sides.

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Bibio, ergo sum.
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All fake moderation in purple

Her Majesty declares improvements in Digital
Infrastructures will be forthcoming, during the
Queens speech in the Lords.


Afterwards a government expert was summoned
to the Palace to explain what the dickens
she had promised.