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Old 02-September-2009, 11:27 PM
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I'd swat you, cosmocrazy.

What would you do with (for) a Klondike Bar?
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Did you just say...swat cosmo with a Klondike Bar?
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I never tried a klondike bar but I would try it!

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What would you do with a post that didn't contain a question?
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Old 03-September-2009, 09:32 PM
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ban them all!!!! oh poo wrong thread ..doh..! picking on my little bee!!

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I'd smell it.

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Old 04-September-2009, 03:24 AM
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I'd leave it outside to fill up with rain water.

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Avoid telling them jokes.

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Old 04-September-2009, 07:29 PM
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get an electronic keyboard instead!

what would you do with a pile of rusty old nails?
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Old 04-September-2009, 09:45 PM
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Recycle them.

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Old 04-September-2009, 10:16 PM
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Feed it to the computer cat.

What would you do with a theory that had no math involved?
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post it on ATM and wait for the uproar!

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Call it an electrophoton.

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Old 05-September-2009, 10:51 PM
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Insure it as a vintage and keep it as an investment.

What would you do with a house that Jack built?
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Old 07-September-2009, 02:26 AM
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Move in.

What would you do with a green sleeping bag?
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Trade it in for a blue one.

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Old 07-September-2009, 02:48 PM
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Use it to go camping.

What would you do with a T-shirt two sizes too small for you?
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polish my car with it

what would ya do with an ant hill?
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Use it for target practice.

What would you do with a collection of vinyl records?
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Old 10-September-2009, 09:45 PM
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I'd listen to them until they wore out.

What would you did if her hair was black and her eyes were blue?
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Old 11-September-2009, 07:36 PM
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Remember! so when she tests me i will impress!

what would you do with a hand bag?
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Store severed hands in it.

What would you with a coca cola?
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Old 11-September-2009, 08:08 PM
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Funny you should ask that cause i'm just drinking a can of it as we speak!

what would you do with an empty can of coca cola?
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Squash it and then get a cold Diet Pepsi.

What would you do with a half-smoked cigarette?
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Toss it away along with nasty diet drinks.

What would you do with a poem so powerful, so moving, so effervescent, that you cannot put it out of your mind for years?
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Old 11-September-2009, 09:44 PM
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Have it published posthumously.

What would you with a million dollars?
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I would buy you a house (barenakedladies reference)

What would you do if you had 10 million $
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I would buy 10 million dollar menu meals now at McDonalds! Yes, that's right; 10 million dollar menu meals! I'm totally not getting paid for this answer!

What would you do with random advertising?
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I'd...post ads at random. ??

What would you do with a swimming pool filled with your favorite dessert?
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Invite everybody in the entire city over for an after dinner party.

What would you do with the swimming pool after it was half empty?
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