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Old 12-September-2009, 01:53 AM
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Either fill it up and swim or drain it dry and use it for
skateboarding.

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Sell it for game money.

What would you do with game money?
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Old 12-September-2009, 02:22 AM
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Spend it in Las Vegas.

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Old 12-September-2009, 02:23 AM
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Spend in on videogames. D'uh. That's what game money's for, you nincompoop.

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Old 12-September-2009, 02:28 AM
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Encourage them to verbally excel.

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Old 12-September-2009, 02:29 AM
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Be witty.

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Old 12-September-2009, 02:33 AM
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Spread it far and wide.

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Old 12-September-2009, 02:39 AM
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Scientifically establish how many ways one can skin it.

What would you do with a PETA member?
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Old 12-September-2009, 02:44 AM
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What is PETA....?
I need to know this in order to decide what
to do with a member of theirs.
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Old 12-September-2009, 02:46 AM
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Most info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PETA

It's an extremist animal rights group.
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Old 12-September-2009, 03:00 AM
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What would you do with a PETA member?

Buy them all a kitten.

What would you do with an enviromental protester
who has recently flown Spain for a holiday?
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Old 12-September-2009, 03:14 AM
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Ask them how they got that country off the ground.

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Old 12-September-2009, 03:25 AM
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Suggest that 'Clever' is a more precise word than 'Smart'.

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Old 12-September-2009, 04:13 AM
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Set them free.

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Old 12-September-2009, 08:27 AM
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put it in charge of the world!

what would you do with a dictating bee?
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Learn shorthand.

What would you do with 200 yard shot to a green guarded by a water hazard?
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Ask the Lady of the Lake to give me Excalibur, the most perfect golfing club in the world.

What would you do with green peas?
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Old 12-September-2009, 06:50 PM
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Put them in my blender, so they would become whirled peas.

What would you do with a bunch of tritium?
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Trade it in for tritanium and build a spaceship.

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Go for a nice sail.

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Old 12-September-2009, 06:53 PM
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If it's female, play a Captain Kirk and get her to kiss me. If a male, play a Captain Kirk, get my shirt ripped, and then develop super brawling powers.

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Old 12-September-2009, 06:55 PM
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Use it for a rag.

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Old 13-September-2009, 03:04 AM
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Gig with it at every opportunity.

What would you do with a 1963 Fender Stratocaster?
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Old 13-September-2009, 11:48 AM
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give it to someone who can get a tune out of it!

what would you do with an extra pair of hands?
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Old 13-September-2009, 03:37 PM
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I would [Censored], and then [Censored], and then get a girlfriend and [Censored].

What would you do with a pair of scissors?
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cut those naughty wandering fingers of yours off!

what would you do with a mean old bee?
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I would find his/her hive and then harvest mean old honey.

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Old 13-September-2009, 07:12 PM
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Pop them into some boiling water add some spice and sauce and then serve them up as a delicatessen at the local cannibal festival.

what would you do with a cannibal with a fetish for fingers?
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Old 13-September-2009, 07:30 PM
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Give him a discount on all finger food.

What would you do with a tennis racket?
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Beat the two of you until you come to your senses.

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