Microsoft Search engine..

Humphrey · #1 (**permalink**) 10-November-2004, 06:47 PM

G99 news and more... has gotten advanced look at the new search engine:

Microsoft, the software giant responsible for the bringing to the market Outlook E-mail software and Windows ME, has now taken upon itself to create a search engine to rival the industry giants of Yahoo and Google.
(Source Article)

According to a G99 news and more... insider, we have information about upcoming functions of the Search engine dubbed "Hacked".

Quote:

1. New "ease of use" allows people to search for items and webpages without having to go through the complicated process of using the keyboard. Pre-selected and approved by Microsoft websites will be available right from the start with more being added daily. Requirements of being added to the search engine are as follows:

A. All pages must have disclaimer professing undying loyalty to Microsoft corp.
B. Coding must be set into the source of the webpages disabling it from being viewed by all non-Microsoft Browsers.

Requirements are subject to change.

2. For future patches and quality control all code holes will be recognized and tagged with a comment in code. To prevent "Hackers" from breaking the code through these holes and entering into the persons computer or hacking the site, all code will come with the following warning: "Note: If you are a hacker, do not read any further"

Stay tuned for further updates.

Note: this is all in humour and none of it is based on facet. For the real information (what amount they give) see source article.

Padawan · #2 (**permalink**) 10-November-2004, 07:48 PM

Quote:

1. New "ease of use" allows people to search for items and webpages without having to go through the complicated process of using the keyboard. Pre-selected and approved by Microsoft websites will be available right from the start with more being added daily. Requirements of being added to the search engine are as follows:

A. All pages must have disclaimer professing undying loyalty to Microsoft corp.
B. Coding must be set into the source of the webpages disabling it from being viewed by all non-Microsoft Browsers.

Requirements are subject to change.

2. For future patches and quality control all code holes will be recognized and tagged with a comment in code. To prevent "Hackers" from breaking the code through these holes and entering into the persons computer or hacking the site, all code will come with the following warning: "Note: If you are a hacker, do not read any further"

Lol, first you had me almost laughing, then worried, finally you made me laugh.

It's funny that you mentioned this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humphrey

Microsoft, the software giant responsible for the bringing to the market Outlook E-mail software and Windows ME,

Humphrey · #3 (**permalink**) 11-November-2004, 12:08 AM

thanks . :-D

It's prety amazing what you can come up with when trying to procrastinate from studying for a final that was in a few hours. :-)

I also came up with this little gem when making fun of how some people in MMORPG's will Role play anything. This one deals with World of Warcraft. One of the races are the Un-dead:

Quote:

When the un-dead roleplay what do they do?

A: Uuuhhhggg...uhhhggg....!! [points wildly East]
B: Uuuhhggg?
A: uuhhhggg....!Uuuhhhgggg...!
[jumps up and down then runs west.]
B: Uuuhhggg? [Gets divoured by the giant slug of eternal doom]

[guild chat:]
B: Dude! you should of warned me!
A: I did! I was warning you!
B:No, "Uhhhggg...!" is "I have a fairy stolen in my pocket!". "Uuurrggg...!" is "Watch out for that big huge monster!". Look it up in your Roleplay codebook!
A: Brains....

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode