This Geo-pancentrist predicts the following signs of the world coming to an end:
- The coming of the great Spatula
- The pole Flip
- Pats of butter falling from the sky
- The Great Flood of maple syrup
And finally, we will join G*D during the great Ingestive.

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Well, because we prefer honesty in our communication. It would have been much better if you had used a few emoticons to indicate that you weren't serious about what you were posting.
Ugghh!!! Philosophy! The sooner you can get away from Hegel and such rubbish the better!
I don't think there's any justification for out and out trolling. [-X There are ways to communicate irony, sarcasm, disbelief, etc. that are much better.

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I now officially condemn CM's skits as smartaleck, ignorant, sophomoric, inflammatory and and a poor reflection on the level of discussion in BAUT. -- Bob Angstrom

Just in case you have a problem with carrying too heavy a load of pancakes from the stove to the table, can I have half of them if you get Ruptured? 8)

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i oso say.

anyway, Nicolas i may be in Singapore but i am from Holland... :wink:

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Well, can't you think of me as the forum clown?

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Sure, Lam, altho you've got some heavy competition
How close do you think are we to Hagel's Dialectic, by the way?

For some bizarre reason (the fact that it's almost 3:30 a.m.?), this came to mind when I saw that:

- from "Finding Nemo" - and from memory, so don't complain if the quotes aren't exact.

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One nice thing about being a meteorologist who also likes astronomy is that the sky is always interesting!

Oh, that way.. Well than we have proven once again that there are people speaking Dutch both in Belgium and the Netherlands!

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Well, with your location, if you speak Dutch (and I believe you do), it was already proven 8-[

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Pancake-Earth Geo-pancentrism

Grand woo-woo Unification theory...it ties it all together accepted science and the woo-wooisms:

- The world is indeed flat (it's a giant pancake)
- Geocentrists are correct (we're alone in the center of the pan)
- Plate Tectonics are real (shifting batter caused by uneven heating)
- The Earth is expanding (Earth's batter is expanding as air bubbles form)
- Creationism is right (a higher power made the batter - beware the great spatula!)
- Evolution is right (we evolved on the pancake)
- Earth does have a solid iron core (technically, it's the cast iron skillet under us)
- Earth is internally heated (but it's not from uranium, it's from the heating element below the skillet)
- A race of dinosaurs do live underground (there was a bug in the batter)
- Plant X is real (it's the incoming blueberry toppings)
- The Great Flood really happened (the cook-creator added butter)
- The universe is small and not expanding (the skillet is finite)
- The Water Canopy is real (there is a vast amount of Maple syrup outside the pan)
- Pole flips happen (beware the coming of the great spatula)
- The Big Bang really happened (the skillet was dropped prior to the creation of our pancake)
- The cosmic microwave background is leakage from an improperly sheilded above-range microwave oven.
- Anomolous acceleration of deep space probes is due to them being caught in an uplifting termal pocket.

(I did that in a hurry, did I miss anything?) :wink:

--Nergal

What I speak is heavily inspired by the Dutch language, yes

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To the regular visitor of internet bulletin boards it is clear that it's an excellent idea your parents get to choose your real name.

The Earth is not flat... it's a tetrahedron!

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The meek will inherit the earth ... the rest of us will go to the stars.

I knew that.

Anyone who's played old RPGs knows that worlds are doughnut-shaped.

LOL

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Sir Bedevere:...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped

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here we go, the world is spinning
when it stops, it's just beginning

sun comes up, we laugh and we cry
sun goes down, and then we all die

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