Man Mistakenly Deemed Dead Leaves Hospital
What happened to the beer? 8-[

That might explain the impaired judgement of the medical personell.

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Homer no function beer well without – Homer Simpson

Dead man walking

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"Flying in space is risky business, but just staying on this planet is risky business too." - John Young, astronaut

I was going to say that!

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"Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober""
the solar system

"Dead man conscious", maybe . . .

Obligatory Monty Python reference!!

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

Or from the Discworld: "I aten't dead!".

All joking aside, you can't help wondering if his condition would have been better had they given appropriate treatment at the roadside.

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Poor Larry....he's 29!......went out to buy beer and ended up paralyzed!

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"Its full of stars!"

I'm sure this thread/topic has been ToSeeked, but I can't find it.

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Earth First! We'll mine the rest later.

I don't think it was the same story. Apparently, this happens more often than it should.

Maybe it happened 28 Days Later. 8)

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Earth First! We'll mine the rest later.

You may be right.

I know I shouldn't be joking about it, but this reminds of a film:

(A man is on the phone, listening)
- Yes, I understand. Let me know if there is a change in his conditions.
(Speaking to the other men in the room)
- He is dead.

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"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" - Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)

"It's all about context!" - Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh)

"I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!" - Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)

"...because the logic of the lines traced from reality is as poor of aesthetic value as it is strict in consistency. " - Paolo Bozzi (Naive Physics - free translation)

We need more stories like the one at the start of this thread.

Here is to putting funeral homes out of business.

This reminds me of a Simpsons episode

(from memory)

"A little patience Mr Burns. We've found a solution for 19 of your knife wounds already. We'll unfreeze you when medical technology solves the other 27!"

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