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12-February-2004, 03:23 AM
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What is the meaning of life? <_< like this, 1 hit = bleeding>>>>
 
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We come without a thing and gone without a thing. We need simple life. A cup of teas and a couple of meals per day, that is good enough. And this is my standard of living. 
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13-February-2004, 03:03 AM
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The Force that through the green fuse drives the flower...drives my green age! It is only with the heart that things can be seen clearly; what is essential is invisible to the eye!
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17-February-2004, 02:45 AM
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Here is one of my favorites:
The preacher's Sunday sermon was," Forgive Your Enemies." He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-three," she replied. "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said: "It's easy, I just outlived those broads."
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01-March-2004, 07:24 PM
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Question?
What do you get when you cross a Cosmologist with a Cosmetologist? Answer: A really good looking universe.
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Pre-Quote: 'To survive one has to experiment. When the environment changes, the traditional way of doing things doesn't work.' Quote: "It's the outriders, the organisms that seem to be maladjusted before the change, which are the only ones that survive these changes...in that way a species continues." Carl Sagan
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01-March-2004, 10:41 PM
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LOL!!
I like... a joke for astronomers... 
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"The stars are my home" "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tanhauser Gate... all those moments will be lost, in time... like tears in the rain..."
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03-March-2004, 10:25 PM
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it. How do you catch tame rabbit. Tame way...unique up on it.
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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
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03-March-2004, 11:55 PM
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Hi!
"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun" "What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth? The moon." "What is more useful: the sun or the moon? The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it. " And IŽm sure youŽll enjoy this: :P "Proof that the moon landings were faked" http://www.stuffucanuse.com/fake_moon_land...on_landings.htm
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10-March-2004, 01:47 PM
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A none-too-bright amateur astronomer had always wondered where the Sun went at nightfall so he spent an entire night pondering the answer to this question.
Suddenly it dawned on him. Dave Mitsky
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Chance favors the prepared mind. De gustibus non est disputandum. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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11-March-2004, 02:30 AM
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A robber and a smart man(kind of)
One day the Smart man was walking on the street, suddenly a M-man appear M-man : Your life or your money $$$$? S-man : what... my wife and my monkey? M-man : Huury old man, give me your money or else I take away ur life? S-man : what... take away my wife... she's home, you can call her. M-man : :blink: You!!! :blink: police come and M-man run away Police : sir did you lost something  S-man : Oh, that man was so kind, he just want to say hello to my wife.
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We come without a thing and gone without a thing. We need simple life. A cup of teas and a couple of meals per day, that is good enough. And this is my standard of living.
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13-March-2004, 01:10 AM
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Speaking of solicitors...
Shipwreck, A Dentist, Doctor and Solicitor shipwrecked in a tropical sea, holding onto wreckage. Great white shark circles the 3 , lunges in takes a big bite out of dentist.. next bite..doctor... next time circles solicitor , does nothing, goes home. Why... professional courtesy! 
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"High up in the North in the land called Svithjod, there stands a rock.It is a hundred miles high and a hundred miles wide. Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen his beak. When this rock has thus been worn away, then a single day of eternity will have gone by." Dr. H W Van Loon
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13-March-2004, 10:39 PM
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LOL Weasel, I liked the first one best
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"The stars are my home" "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tanhauser Gate... all those moments will be lost, in time... like tears in the rain..."
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17-March-2004, 12:59 AM
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17-March-2004, 03:34 AM
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That was good! I have not laugh so hard in a long time.
one of my favorites: Camouflage body paint is not a uniform.
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17-March-2004, 04:36 PM
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Tears... actual tears! So funny... now that's the type of person I'd love to meet.
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<span style='color:purple'>My voices don't like you!</span>
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21-March-2004, 03:00 AM
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Are you all clowns? as in the circus? wow i didn't know so many clowns were interested in space
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21-March-2004, 03:58 AM
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OMG now i have seen it all
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Damien, International Baccalaureate Physics teacher Optics, Photogrammetry and Remote Sensing Instrumentation Major Admin: Pacific Science and Art
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21-March-2004, 10:10 PM
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ROTFLMAO Zeph - that soldier sounds like one of the characters from Private Benjamin LOL
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"The stars are my home" "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tanhauser Gate... all those moments will be lost, in time... like tears in the rain..."
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21-March-2004, 10:41 PM
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that had better not be personal experience red rooster!
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Damien, International Baccalaureate Physics teacher Optics, Photogrammetry and Remote Sensing Instrumentation Major Admin: Pacific Science and Art
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21-March-2004, 10:43 PM
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Adding to what Weasel wrote, a lot of Essex girl jokes were adapted into Spice Girl jokes in the late 90's... such as...
A Spice Girl walks into a pub with a pig on a string. The barman takes one look at the pair and says in disgust, "good God, where'd you get that awful thing??" "Won it in a raffle," says the pig
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"The stars are my home" "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tanhauser Gate... all those moments will be lost, in time... like tears in the rain..."
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22-March-2004, 12:38 PM
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Donkey shame A man from Hull, UK, was jailed for two years. He was busy with a goat on industrial wasteland when a train full of commuters went by! It was in the papers with his name and everything... I doubt he could ever live in Hull again!
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23-March-2004, 05:24 PM
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I dread to think!
The bear thing... nice, very nice
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24-March-2004, 03:16 AM
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This joke actually got voted as the funniest joke in the world in a study a couple of years back.
These two Newfies (that's guys from Newfoundland for you non-Canadians out there - replace with what ever group makes sense locally) go hunting. As they're trudging through the bush, one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls over on the ground, motionless. The other one whips out his cell phone and dials 9-1-1. "Yes sir, what's the problem?" "Help me!! Help me!! My friend is dead!!" yells the Newfie. "Calm down sir." "But what should I do!! What do you want me to do!!!" "O.K. Sir. First thing we have to do is make sure he's really dead." <pause> BANG!!!
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25-March-2004, 05:08 AM
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 Yes I have faulkner!! Second worse movie ever after Ed Woods "Plan 9 From Outer Space!" the worse movie, ever, any catagory. Though Igor and the Idiots was pretty god damm awful!
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25-March-2004, 09:57 AM
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Algenon, you give a different slant on "head injury", ha ha!!!!! :P
Oh yeah, Zephyr46, "Igor & The Idiots"!!! Right up there with "Mother's Day", brother! (Don't knock "Plan 9", tho', that's got some of the best flying saucers I've seen in motion picture history!) You guys seen "I Drink Your Blood"??? ha ha...
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