hey my names john and when im high i always get these ideas so seem revolutionary and others i disprove but sadly i have forgotten most of them (marijuana) it affects the memory,you know anyways i had this this theory just a min ago so i registered so i could get some help with it i guess he it is i wrote it on a note pad on the computer so ill just paste it here:


all time is is the speed at which you obsorbe the present.
the speed of time is fifferent in each person
which is why we dies at different age, excluding deseses and famon and every thing wich is not pure.
find a way to slow down a persons obsorbing speed and you will slow doen time dated thu mar 9 5:29 pm
bye johnathan daniel hoehaver
p.s. and also i made a quote:knowledge isnt know untill its thought. p.p.s. its true

huh?

ummm....ok.

After weaving through the spelling, it still looks like a bunch of nonsense to me. So what did you want help with?

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"Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot." --Carl Sagan "Pale Blue Dot"

Your logic is flawed: there definately is a generic speed of time. Otherwise there would be people from the audience leaving the races halfway and others still watching in awe long after it's finished. You can't state personal time would stretch or compress everything, otherwise you can't outlive somebody else who also died "pure".

Of course, there are differences in experiencing time related to consciousness and other factors. Time flies when playing games, time goes very slow in an immediate crisis where you're at max awareness etc.

But the theory as you state it does not fit with reality.

And if whatever you take affects your memory, I think you should try to reduce taking it. It does not sound healthy.

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... What in heaven's name...?

Yeah, I daresay it's babble...

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If ignorance is bliss, why is the world so full of misery?

bc we are not ignorant

Eh, who aren't?

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If ignorance is bliss, why is the world so full of misery?

Holy altered states Batman!

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"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

Well Jonathan Daniel Hoehaver

(and i echo farmerjumperdon's sentiment).....
don't you know that time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. CARL SAGAN

Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

I says we needs an neuw Rule in the BAUT :
...Dont post if your high...

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I'm hoping Johnathan has put the pipe down, is sleeping it off, and will provide an English translation in the morning.

As a forward in my playing days, adds new meaning to my favorite play, . . .

wait for it . . .

The High Post.

Ba-da-boom.

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

"What if Dee Oh Gee really spelled 'cat'?"
"Whoa."

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And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow
With smiling [faces] lyin' to ye' everywhere ye' go
Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain
And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.

Reminds me of a Dennis Miller bit:

A - "How do I know the color red is the same for me as it is for you?"

B - "OK, put the elephant bong down Momenschwanz, you're starting to scare me."

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

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"It was a crime of passion! Not premeditated dentistry!"

Oh no! Not you too!

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

"Within the next generation I believe that the world's leaders will discover that infant conditioning and narco-hypnosis are more efficient, as instruments of government, than clubs and prisons, and that the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

I find it slightly embarrassing how quickly I was able to identify that quote...

Heh-heh-heh. Uh...what?

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"It was a crime of passion! Not premeditated dentistry!"

One of the funniest DVDs I've seen in, like, ever, dude.

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"It was a crime of passion! Not premeditated dentistry!"

i was so freakin high when i typed that thread. i forgot all about it until i typed my full name in google and it poped up im sorry every one for being so stupid lol but most of my idea do seem pretty good when im high.i cant believe i remembered my password lol

A great scene, man...

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thats great

You guys would probably like Shel Silverstein's song "I Got Stoned and I Missed It". Here's the last stanza:

I can't post the whole song, board rules and all.

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I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]


I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

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An unarmed man is a subject"

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who can dispute this?

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you cant dispute it. all knowledge starts with a thought

knowledge isnt known until its thought...not know

i was looking for a quote from albert einstein for y sinature and i found this "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." he is saying just about what i was saying but not exactly, thats crazy

no, I agree.

I think that it is the important part of "observation" in quantum physics.

Can anything exist until it is observed and it is then known?

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