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Lemon curry?
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ok, you have two cows:
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I have two cows... I give them to this thread.
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*Eats another cow*
Ok, now we have two cows...because, well, you can't have an odd number of cows, it is against legendary laws... ![]()
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I suggest we make a new calendar based on the join dates of the members who posted in this thread.
with regards
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First, I assume they are spherical. (unless the point-cow approximation holds)
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What are the cows names? I had a cow called Henry once, but he got run over by a train. Ow!
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Paraphrased from the Sunshine Superman himself:
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Celestial Mechanic's 2,000th Post
This thread finally reaches its legendary potential when Celestial Mechanic makes his 2,000th and 2,001st posts here!
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Celestial Mechanic's 2,001st Post
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I think I should remind everyone who didn't post in this thread:
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. -Steven Wright You all brought this upon yourself by not giving me a better excuse to post that quote.
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