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Sounds like a scapegoat to me...
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Oh, boy, don't get me started. I have many, many pet bugbears when it comes to language use (or abuse).
Probably the most annoying for me is "it's" and "its" being misused (BTW, "it's" can also mean "it has"). I get irate at any form of abuse of the humble apostrophe (after all, it's probably the second-easiest form of punctuation to get right), but most especially when it is misused in forming plurals. Oops. It looks like I got started ("Rant" mode is on). "Loose" for "lose" and "chose" for "choose" also wind me up a bit. I have seen a novel (yes, a published novel, with a publisher and editors and everything!) use "shined" for "shone". Aaaaargh! As if the transitive and intransitive forms of "to shine" were identical! Of course, I've also spotted many instances of "there" for "their", or of "thier" for "there", "their" or "they're" (these dratted homophones make life so tricky, don't they?). Similarly, "where" and "wear" get confused, but rather less so. I've often seen "too" for "to" and vice versa, but rarely "two" for "to". I must confess, however, that "born" and "borne" is one that confuses me. I've seen commas used so ill they make a sentence totally nonsensical (but it's simple, really: what's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, while a comma pakes a pause at the end of a clause). I've been wound up by someone using "disinterested" for "uninterested" a few times too often. And I've seen questions missing a question mark. .... Calm down, get a grip ..... <Rant mode off> I'll leave you all with this charming nursery rhyme (before I find more things about which to rant): Scintillate, scintillate, globule aurific, Fain would I fathom thy nature specific; Loftily placed in the aether capacious, Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
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Ah, I know that one... it's "Twinkle, twinkle little bat"!
Are you, perhaps, homophonophobic? ![]()
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Then there are those unintentionally funny headlines, such as
![]() One wonders if it was a Mounds bar. Or perhaps Almond Joy. Maybe there were Snickers in the crowd outside the restaurant? ![]()
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Then there are the "Rules of English" which, when applied to the subject language, are a lot like the "Laws of Chicage Cub Probability" as applied to the World Series
For instance, remember that weighty rule of English spelling that each of us in the neighborhood learned at either eight or nine years old which was deigned infallible as if handed down from a deity: "i before e except after c"? Really bad, weird language science. Totally forfeit. ![]()
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![]() As for the Tigers, given their record against KC this year compared to the Twinkies record against Chicago, I'm "ascared" Detroit's position as Division Champion is pretty safe. ![]()
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The original post (and others) complained about "lose" versus
"loose". I can't complain about anyone confusing those two. There is no rhyme or reason to the spelling difference. The difference in pronunciation is primarily in the consonant, while the difference in spelling is purely in the vowel. I will, instead, complain about the people who complain about people who use those words incorrectly. :P Similarly for where/were and its/it's, even if you are extremely careful and re-read what you have written several times, it is too easy to use the wrong spelling to hold the speller to fault. Human proofreaders have become almost nonexistant for the same reasons that transportation by horse and carriage, and multi-course meals, each course with its own specialized silverware, have become almost nonexistant: The cost of labor shot up, and technology made it easier to do yourself. Most people cannot afford the costs of the servants required to constantly care for horses or to manage the cooking and table settings of multi-course meals. Still, aside from the idiocies introduced by computer spelling checkers, I suspect that the main reason we see more errors nowadays is that we are older than we were, and notice errors we perviously didn't see. :-) I didn't do that deliberately, but I liked it so I let it be. -- Jeff, in Minneapolis
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This is a list of words I've collected as I happened upon them
over the last five or six years: being Cassiopeia counterfeit Deimos deicer deionize deify deity eider Eiffel Einstein Eire Eisenhower either foreign forfeit gneiss height heir heist herein Keith Leibniz Leiden Leipzig leisure Neil neither nuclei Perseid Pleiades Pleistocene protein reimburse reinforce reinstall reiterate seeing seize stein surfeit their theist weir weird Zeiss deign eight freight Leigh neigh neighbor reign rein simultaneity veil vein weight agencies ancient conscience efficient fancied frequencies glacier policies science society species sufficient Words in the first group violate the first part of the rule "I before e except after c". Words in the second group also violate the first part of the rule, but are covered by the most-often-heard exception. Words in the third group violate the second part of the rule. -- Jeff, in Minneapolis
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Yesterday I confused two people simply because they are both
female cousins (and sisters to each other) whose names begin with the same letter: Heather and Heidi. (A name which I see I omitted from my IB4E list, along with some "hei..." words.) Especially surprising since one has a Scandinavian heritage and the other has an African heritage. (My cousins, not their names.) I just like the name Heather so much I call them both Heather, I guess. :-) -- Jeff, in Minneapolis
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Oh, that story reminded me of another, since it involves some
other cousins in their part of my family. My aunt's family has had a dog named "Ching" since before I was born. Not the same dog over four decades, but several generations of Chings. So one day when I was visiting my aunt's daughter and her family, she called to her son, who was in the next room, addressing him as "Ching". I thought it was pretty funny that a mother could call her own son by the name of their dog, and that it just shows how easily we can mean one thing but say another. -- Jeff, in Minneapolis
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If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. It's Neil and it's Niels (as in Bohr), for some reason it's the latter they get wrong even if it's the former that breaks the "rule". Tolkien (as in J.R.R.) is frequently spelled wrong as well. You should include a list of words often misspelled even when the "rule" is correct for them.
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English rules!
That's why we have a representative democracy. ![]()
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Similarly for where / were and its / it's, they are very easy to get right, and carelessness all too often leads to them being wrong. Whether it is the "don't care / don't know and can't be bothered to find out" type of carelessness or simply a lack of care during the composition, this is not an excuse for getting them wrong. And getting them wrong can (a) change the meaning of the sentence; (b) render a sentence intrinsically meaningless, and in which the reader is forced to deduce the intended meaning from context, or (c) at best, betrays one's lack of care in composition. We all make mistakes - it is only human to do so. To deny offhand that a mistake has any consequence, however, betrays an unwillingness to accept responsibility to improve oneself. I think you must also accept that it is possible (and perhaps even likely) that we are seeing mistakes we did not see previously because they were not there previously to be seen. In the last 10-15 years, I have seen a proliferation of what Lynne Truss calls "the greengrocer's apostrophe", i.e. the casual and brutal abuse of the apostrophe in forming a plural. Yet I have been a pedant for more than 15 years, and I am sure I would have spotted at least some occurrences of the greengrocer's apostrophe if it had been there to spot.
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On the "I before E except after C" rule, I was under the impression that this mnemonic applied only to words containing the "ee" sound. Since English is a largely Germanic language, "ie" is sounded "ee" while "ei" is sounded "eye". If the rule is applied only to the "ee" sound, it is largely correct.
So, Jeff, your list of words that supposedly violate this rule in fact, to a large extent, do not. Notice also how many of them are recently adopted (say, in the last 150 years) or are proper nouns that are not originally from England (in fact, I believe a few of them are not actually English words at all - such as Einstein, Leipzig, Leiden). And before anyone tries to use "either" and "neither" as counter-examples, these words (until very recently) only had one correct pronunciation - the Germanic one, in which the "ei" group sounds as "eye". I am a bit anachronistic, in that I still consider the pronuciations "eether" and "neether" to be wrong. Now, don't anyone get me started on hyphens...
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