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Old 25-October-2006, 04:47 PM
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Default Walker Texas Ranger weighs in on evolution
Chuck Norris takes time out from making exercise infommercials to enlighten the masses

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By the way, without him[God], I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.
You're right, Chuck. I look forward to finding Jesus, buying creationism and having the Lord assist me in crackin' some skulls and spreadin' the gospel...12 gauge style!!
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Does this mean Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick doesn't work on God?

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Does this mean Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick doesn't work on God?

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Not at all. Everything has a cause and effect. Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick created God. Of course Chuck believes in him - it's perfectly natural.
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