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On this day...

February 24: I don't care what day it is.

• 15 billion years ago: Universe created. Nobody was born.
• Some million years ago: All the dinosaurs died. Nobody Cared.
• 10000 BC: The first humans in the world lived in peace. Nobody Cared.
• 9999 BC: They started fighting. Still, nobody cared.
• 1890: Nothing special happened. This Guy cared. He was never seen again.
• 2000: The new Millennium. Nobody gave a monkey's.
• 2006: Nothing special happened. Again. But this time, Nobody Cared.
• 2007: Person reads Uncyclopedia. Nobody Cares. Meeeeh.
• 2024: Evil Space Monkeys invade Earth. Meh. Nobody Cares.
• Some million years later: World ends........Who cares??
• Never Nobody Cares, Including You. So You Don't Even Care About Yourself
• Never Jerry Jackson is a mug, and is so contagious that he impolitely breaks minus the great ramen noodle of Scooter Libby!
• Never Everybody yells "On the other hand!"

Yeah, I know this was probably posted before, but there's nothing wrong with an occasional reminder. After all, who cares?

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I agree this will be "The Alternative" for Wikipedia!

There's also The Conservapedia which is not, unfortunately, a satire. For example the article on Kangaroos:

"Like all modern animals, modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East[1] and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood."

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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.

Wow. While I'm not fond of "C.E." myself, I wouldn't call it "anti-Christian"!

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

When I first saw that site I thought it was a satire site, but it appears legitimate. I've been entertaining myself reading some of their articles and the discussions about them. They may not consider themselves a humor site but I get much humor from them

Their server is very slow though, pages often time out for me.

Edit: I can't seem to view the page discussions anymore, seems you now need an account to even view the discussion pages. There also doesn't seem to be a way to create an account at this time. The "create an account" button has gone missing.

Additional edit: Seems you are only required to log in if there is no current discussion for the page, you are then directed to edit mode which does require a log in. If there is currently some discussion you are allowed to view it, but not edit it.

Ugh!

NPR recently interviewed the creator of Conservapedia. He's dead serious.

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Well, he does have a point about predominant liberal bias at Wikipedia, and teh zanier articles at Conservapedia probably were written by others. (And they could very well have been liberals making fun of conservatism.)

D'oh! Isn't this all we really need??

at least relative to his own bias.

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And the "driving on the freeway on a scooter" analogy still holds true because the pilots are sitting in 7 to 30 ton aircraft o' doom and you are running around them in your very own Meatbody, Mark I. Beep, beep.
Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

I don't get a liberal bias in Wikipedia. There are as many rabid conservatives as rabid liberals editing it. Believe me, I've seen the discussion pages.

I find CE incredibly pompous. Who says any kind of "common era" began when Christ was born? Yes, nowadays most nations of the the world, for reasons of expediency, are using the Christian calendar, but they didn't automatically start using it the moment Christ was born.

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It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Heck, no one did. (Or, as one of the books I read once put it, "Truly, he was the Son of God. Time to redo the calendar.")

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

Well yes, I did know that of course. I have a soft spot for inventors, especially inventors named Little Dennis.

I've always been a bit puzzled as to why Denny wanted to fix the date of Jesus's birth as the beginning of the Christian era. Surely the Christian era began with Jesus's crucifiction, no?

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It's gotten to the point where careful investigation is needed just to tell parody from reality. I think that means reality is broken.- Noclevername.

Good point. And since he got the date wrong anyway . . . .

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

...by at least 4 years...

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