[walks in]
...Er...um...oh ... *blush*
[walks out]

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Two years ago moved from my town
I was looking up past the city lights
But the city lights got in my way

See the constellation ride across the sky
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines

-from "See The Constellation"
by They Might Be Giants

I vote E) Ball Peen Hammer.

My main, really insurmountable problem with soccer is probably summed up by me once speaking to the TV something along the lines of "The Good Lord gave you hands! USE THEM!" It's like watching free-range 'Riverdance' without the music.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

At least there's a historical reason for not using hands in Irish step dancing. (It's the fault of the English, of course!)

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"