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It's the rare Kryptonian tiger. Or maybe it was a misprint, and they meant Tigger, who bounces pretty high.
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![]() I've had dreams where we'd be standing outside our house watching because the woods or a neighbors house or whatever was on fire, then as we were standing there other random houses would explode. But in the dreams there was never an explanation for the explosions. Now I know it was the pesky gas company. Buggers.
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I'm not sure if this should be filed under hypocrisy or under oxymorons.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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A better way to promote health might be for McDonalds to rearrange the calories in their food, so that a value meal wasn't 500% of your daily recommended intake...but hey, I'm not descended from acient Chinese monks, so what do I know?
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Here's one that isn't from the media. We had power problems at work yesterday, so I had to shut down some of the servers. When I powered them back up, one of them (an NT server) gave an error indicating that a service had failed to start.
So I checked the Event log, and found that part of the backup software hadn't started. The error message read: "The Browser service is dependent on the Job Engine service, which failed to start due to the following error: The operation completed successfully." ![]()
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"The Browser service is dependent on the Job Engine service, which failed to start due to the following error: The operation completed successfully."
Lol, classic. When I shut out of the virtual desktop software at work every night, an error window pops up. I know it's got to be some sort of cache-dump error or something stupid, but it just seems funny because it reads like an error message that says, "Cannot shut down software; software will now be shut down." I'll haveta write down what the exact message is tonight.
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Ah yes...winter in Cleveland, useless warnings again.
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Part of driving around here is understanding that "white" is not good, and cold could mean ice. Besides, how do I know when the road has been salted? And; what are the odds of a road being salted in Cleveland?
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Besides, how do I know when the road has been salted? And; what are the odds of a road being salted in Cleveland?
Easy, each time you turn onto a new roadway, or cross township/city lines, stop your car, get out, and lick the asphalt. In other words, the Cleveland PD is saying what they've told the public for years, "Kiss my asphalt!" ![]()
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Oh; what about beet juice...is it salty, or is that why they add the salt? Is that another way it lowers blood pressure?
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Just as I will go to almost any length for salty fries, I imagine deer, et. al., experience a similar pull to the road. Cork http://www.corkus.com |
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It was a long night.
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