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The ones that amuse the heck out of me (because I don't actually eat fruit, and therefore don't have to deal with 'em) are the ones that inform you that the fruit is organic. Leaving aside the chemical definition of "organic," which makes all fruit organic, is the sticker?
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I'd rather peel a sticker than have something burned into the fruit. I can't stand bruised bananas or apples - I'm sure I wouldn't like eating around a burned mark.
It's all about getting the right PLU codes to charge the right amount for the product. It's not so easy to correctly identify one of the 10 varieties of apples without the sticker on there.
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Does your grocery supply pieces of fruit with little stickers on them to identify the fruit (presumably to save you and them vast amounts of money by allowing them to forgo training of cashiers in visual fruit identification)?
How many different types of apple are there? Can you tell them apart? Those fruit labels, as annoying as some people seem to think, allow the cashier to punch in a short code (typically 4 digits) to ring up the sale. That's a lot more efficient than having them memorize the codes or have to look them up on every sale. |
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How about just making them out of rice paper or something of that nature? Quote:
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Good Fruit Grower magazine: New labeling process could reduce costs Quote:
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Cashier (examining a strange, red fruit): What's this?
It's a pomegranite. Cashier: Oh! A pomegranite...that's what they make grenedine out of, right? You got it. Cashier: So...what do they taste like? They taste like...Chicken ![]()
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It is fun to confuse cashiers with strange produce. I don't mean to be age-ist, but young teenagers seem to be often most puzzled by such things as ginger, cilantro, various hot peppers (jalepenos and such), etc.
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When I was a cashier for a grocery store (not that long ago, I was 16 at the time and 31 now) we were required to spend 10 minutes in the produce department every day before our shift to familiarize ourselves with the different products.
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Now that I'm ruminating on it... I'm suspecting my new preferred disposal method might cause problems, too.
I usually encounter my first sticky produce label of the day at the coffee shop. I peel off the label and... Now I can't stick it on my cup or plate -- it'll be washed off to the sewage treatment plant. My napkin? I'll be wiping my face with that. Nothing worse than wearing a fruit label all day. Can't flick it on the floor. It's hard to throw a sticky label away; you just stick it to something else. So, I stick it onto my newspaper. And that gets recycled. And I can just picture the manager of the paper recycling plant wondering why the process is getting clogged up by sticky plastic fruit labels! I've got it. I'll stick them on the soles of my shoes. They'll get ground off on my walk home and they'll make my shoes last just a wee little bit longer. Wait. Nah... those abraded plastic label particles will wind up going down the storm drain and clogging the ocean and its creatures. There's no hope. We're doomed. Finished by sticky plastic fruit labels.
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![]() Banning is a strong possibility--especially if they can be shown to be addictive--but the lasers are way too low-tech. Genetic engineers are perfecting chromosomic insertable cyclic rybosomes that will cause the fruits to grow with their own bar-codes. Reportedly, the Koreans have already had some success with this approach using laboratory mice. ![]()
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If you mean the chile referred to as a "bell pepper," however, yeah, there's pretty much no distinction there.
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What is more fun it to smuggle in a product that they don't have on any shelf. It won't show in the scanner database, and 'price check on till #6' will produce even more humorous results.
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I wouldn't doubt they, labels and adhesive, are edible, and do no harm to humans, or minuscule. Corporate risk aversion and even the government bureaucracies would make things tend that way. (Edit: But, there's that sewage issue again, for the labels that pass.) Edit: just double checking. First Google hit I got, Melbourne Water: Quote:
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I thought the point of the little stickers was to brand fruit. This way they can charge more for supposedly higher quality versions of the same type of apple. Unfortunately stickers cost money and more importantly it takes time to apply them so the process raises the average cost of fruit while presumably giving people more choice.
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