Oh, but didn't you know? They don't need to hire proofreaders to catch that sort of thing anymore, because there's programs on the computer that will catch all your errors!

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

Obviously. That's why all our posts here at BAUT are purfickt!

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.
"In order to increase awareness of the homeless, security have been given binoculars."

This one's quite different from the other case. The officer here was actually giving her a ticket, and she walked away from it. In this case, I feel bad for the officer, who got suspended for doing his job.

Speaking of silly stuff in papers, there was an article about a voyeur who'd been arrested in my town. It started on the front page, describing the basic scenario and the bathroom the guy was looking into. Then there was the reference to the rest of the article: See more, page 6.

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"It's turtles all the way down."