I therefore do freely confess to having downloaded the song and music video of Brit's new song 'Gimme More' and wasted $3 of hard-earned money.

The song and video are both robotic--embarrassing really. Spears used to be an excellent dancer if nothing else, but that talent is not evident in this video. She spends the entire video pacing deliberately around a stripper-pole and is about as sexy as Data the android on ST:TNG.

She may return to her old self once she gets off the booze and into rehab, but she's not there yet.

After I got through watching the video, I started sardonically singing 'Gimme, gimme more. Gimme more. Gimme, gimme MORE!' to my husband. He rolled his eyes, cut a massive fart in protest, and left the room.

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The dose makes the poison--Paracelsus (1493-1541) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracelsus

I don't know. That's why I'm asking--Noclevername

Intelligence may not be clearly defined, but you know stupid when you see it--Noclevername

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge--Carl Sagan (1934-1996)

I'm a bit at a loss with this post. Is there supposed to be a surprise element to it?

Next week: Paracelsus licks an iron bar on the coldest day of winter and then moans about her tongue sticking to it.

I don't know what the argument was, but he certainly won it!

More? Why did you ask for some in the first place? (let alone PAY MONEY for it!)

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Not going touch this topic with a 6 foot pole, Oops Britney already did.

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If it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of space.
Contact Carl Sagan

Did you tuck the three dollars into her waistband? (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Gimme Shelter, maybe?

I didn't know that Britney Spears was relevant anymore.

Her old self was no great shakes, either.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Once, when I was small, I watched her videos on Nickelodeon, because the other girls did. But I was not truly happy. I was just not that sort.
Now I have undersea archeology, polar exploration and space probes. I am happy.
She can try to fight her way back into my life, but she can talk to my little friend. (Soj, that is.)

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Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Poor Britney.
She was famous then with her great songs .
But now she'd lost it all.
Even her kids.

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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." - Albert Einsteiin

In 60+ years we've gone from Vaughn Monroe singing "There I've Said It Again" (later recorded by Bobby Vinton) to Britney Spears vocalizing "Oops I Did It Again".

So sad.

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

Britney was a creation of the Walt Disney corporation. well, that and her greedy mother that saw dollar signs every time she looked at her cute daughter.
now, the same people that say they are sick of hearing about here and decrying her as the worst thing to ever happen to modern society are the same people that won't let her fade away into obscurity- which, i think, is what she'd like to happen. at least for a while. but everywhere she goes there are hundred of paparazzi swarming around her and her kids and her car, capturing on film her every move and tearing it apart.
no wonder she's a basket case..
i hate to sound like that dude that wants to be a chick on youtube, but JUST LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
don't we have important things to worry about- like worrying about comets or rogue planets wiping us all out in a little over 5 years?

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"blacker than the blackest black... times infinity."- Nathan Explosion
The.. Best.. Thread..Ever...

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, I will try this on my wife this afternoon.
From now on I will win all arguments.

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This whole internet thing is probably not a passing fad.-Ronald Brak
While speech might be free, consequences cost.-Doodler

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Jean
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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." - Albert Einsteiin

Unless you've got a woman willing to fight back accordingly. From an old family anecdote, my mother was notorious for pinning my father's legs so he couldn't escape.

Poor bugger...

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

You know Doodler,...
This tidbit of information has clarified quite a bit about you, actually....

or maybe .. willing to fart back accordingly...

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Jean
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"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." - Albert Einsteiin

Puttin' the "noxious" in obnoxious since '74.

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

I'm very happy to let her fade into obscurity. Yet the media won't let her die. Go up to a bunch of people in the street and ask if Britney has any relevance in their lives and I bet the overwhelming answer will be "No".

You can blame her public relations people and slow news days for maintaining any vestige of celebrity but she's just a person who moves her bowels and makes the same stupid faces during sex like everyone else. It's an illusion that the public wants anything more to do with Britney.

Of course once the media gets tired of Britney, they'll start talking about Paris Hilton again who is famous for being famous.

That was sweet.

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There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.