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I'm not sure which forum to post this in.
Post your favorite mathematical or physics-related equation. You may use these, provided by 01101001 in another thread. Quote:
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2 + 2 = 5
...but only for very large quantities of 2
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Well for me w=0 b=0 x=pc games
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1=2
There was a thread about that, I believe. ![]()
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((ACP + SCP/4)/YM) + 15% = GFW
Where: ACP = accountable cigar purchases - these are the purchases that your wife knows about in full such as purchases you made in her presence, ones with a credit card trail, etc. SCP = secret cigar purchases - these are the purchases that you manage to sneak in under her dollar sensing radar. Cash only, no bags, she never sees them enter the domicile - you know the drill. YM = years married GFW = Gifts for Wife required to offset total cigar purchases and thereby maintain marital bliss
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Okay...in seriousness, since I have a history as an avionics repair technician, I'd have to say one of my favorites would be Ohm's Law and it's variations.
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How about the Navier-Stokes equations?
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They'd revoke my degree if I didn't choose Maxwell's Equations.
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I like the formulas for a line integral, among others. In terms of importance, however, I might pick Taylor's formula first. I'm a simpleton.
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The rate of change of something in a control volume = fluxes of something in and out of that volume + sources or sinks of something. Fluxes can be advection or diffusion. And that's it, that's the basis of the Navier-Stokes equation which is a conservation of linear momentum in Newtonian fluids. But, the overriding conservation equation works with anything: Non-Newtonian fluids, solids, and the conserved quantity can be a lot of different things: mass, both linear and angular momentum, energy, electric charge. Maxwell's equations can be written in conservation form, too. Conservation looks like a pretty simple statement, but it is an exceptionally powerful tool for solving problems and analyzing situations. And, despite what the perpetual motion machine makers think, there isn't away around it -- at least not in the universe we inhabit. |
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Oops!
![]() Well, I suppose my fave would have to be E=mc^2.
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well, a slightly-nonserious one:
(x-a)(x-b)(x-c)....(x-z) = 0 for all values of x, a, b, ....
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HΨ = eΨ
My wife the theoretical chemist says everything else is just details. 0.999999999999.... = 1 Sorry. I just HAD to.
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Beer Math
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have beer (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have beer each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) * I meant to give credit for this but lost the link...) |
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All equations give me headaches. Except this one. ;-)
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Well, since this thread turned into funny equations, I'll play along.
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy It's a joke. ![]() ETA: If you have any serious equations, they are welcome too.
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intelligence varies inversely with level of management.
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That is for 2005. To make it work for 2007 add 1757 or 1756 in the step 5.
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