A guy I game with heard this reported on a radio station in Florida. A new inhaled drug has made the leap from Central Africa to the US.

Thanks guys, really. What are the odds we can get Doc Watson back on the job?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

Looks clever, so Watson can keep living in pajamas...

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"As truth is gathered, I rearrange,
Inside out, outside in - Perpetual change." - A British rock band

That ranks very high on the list of most disgusting things I have ever heard.

"Hey man! Wanna hit of Nigerian Brown?"
"Thanks, I prefer the Congo Umber. Real primo fec, if you know what I mean."

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If so, some company needs a new name...

JenKem Technology

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Will Congress now pass a law making posession of faecal matter illegal?

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

You mean I've been manufacturing drugs daily for my entire life? Why aren't I rich? Dagnabbit!

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.

Theory of Zombie Relativity:
1) Everyone Else is a Zombie relative to You
2) Whether or not it matters is related to the inverse square of the distance between their teeth and your brain
(Quoted from Demigrog)

I had an unbidden thought concerning body-cavity searches but will go no farther.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Well it's official; I think any thoughts I may have still had of ever returning to the field of law enforment are now gone.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.

Theory of Zombie Relativity:
1) Everyone Else is a Zombie relative to You
2) Whether or not it matters is related to the inverse square of the distance between their teeth and your brain
(Quoted from Demigrog)

It is not everyday you see people adding value to sewage. Kudos to the African inventiveness.

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"As truth is gathered, I rearrange,
Inside out, outside in - Perpetual change." - A British rock band

To be honest, I'm all about innovation, but in this case, I was kinda happy with the line drawn at compost heaps...

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

If this is actualy true, the real disgust is with conditions that make it seem preferable to reality.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

You know, sometimes I wonder how things were discovered/invented. This time, however, I prefer not to think about it.

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I'm like one of those idiot savants...well, except for the savant part.

Theory of Zombie Relativity:
1) Everyone Else is a Zombie relative to You
2) Whether or not it matters is related to the inverse square of the distance between their teeth and your brain
(Quoted from Demigrog)

In the Bahamas?
Reading the Ramayana?
At eight, manaña?
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Ya know, on the one hand, I can agree with that, its rough over there.

On the other hand, who made it that miserable?

This wound is pretty self inflicted. Regardless of what guilt and spite they think they can pass off on European colonial powers, the fact is, these hellholes were the creations of failed cultures too mired in tribalism to avoid collapse once free to make their own way in the world.

I'm sure there are apologists and bleeding hearts who will blame the West for this, but I don't recall voting for Robert Mugabe...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_Genocide



The list goes on . . .

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-- Mitch Hedberg

No, my disgust is for people, any people, who can look at kids sniffing decomposing human dung and not see trying to change that as more important than their honor, or their money, or their mad obsession with power.

Surprized they didn't call it mugabe instead of jekem

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

You're looking for enlightenment in a place that would give Diogenes pause.

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I'm not completely heartless, the doctor who removed it told me he'd never be able to get it all.

Well, we can always call it "mugabe". It's better than calling it "Dutch Air Freshener". (See the Wiki entry linked in the OP.)

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

Jenkems aka decomposed human dung

so, what actually is the active ingredient in this stuff?