Uh... A person who's making a joke, perhaps??

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
"The Mayan symbol for "book" looks a lot like a triple hamburger, but I've never seen them claiming it as proof the Mayans had Big Macs." - KaiYeves
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Perhaps.

But I could quote it as improbable fiction.

Political pressure to maximize number of sorties flown, as that's the measure of success. Ref. Goodhart's Law as reformulated by Professor Marilyn Strathern `When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.'

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‘To those who regard “crime fiction” as some sacred icon which must follow a rigid formula, I will always be the man who writes 18-syllable haiku.’Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.