Man Chugs Vodka At Airport, Nearly Dies

Yep; too much liquid for carry on? Why waste it?

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Here's another one:

http://www.break.com/index/kid_gets_burned_by_fire.html

Good thing it wasn't shampoo.

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One Earth, One Sky - IYA 2009

Every time one of you Ohioans links a local channel, it's like a time machine. Seeing Leon Bibb and all. I expect to see Virgil Dominic, or maybe Tom Field next. Voiceovers by Ernie Anderson, of course.

"Cool it with the boom-booms!"

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Apparently he never heard of stop, drop and roll. Not that it would have done much good with gasoline, but it does show the intelligence.

Looking at some of the other videos there explains why burn units are usually in childrens hospitals... and they think it's funny, even afterwards.

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Yep.....if ya take some people's brain and set it on the edge of a razor blade,
it would look like a BB on a super highway.
Dan

That kid was about as sharp as a bag of Bowling balls.

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Clear skies Maksutov.

Actually it looked to me like he expected his first drop to the snow to put out the fire, then when it didn't his thinking focused on getting the trousers off and as you do that standing up, he got up, at which time real panic set in and thinking stopped completely.

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And the "driving on the freeway on a scooter" analogy still holds true because the pilots are sitting in 7 to 30 ton aircraft o' doom and you are running around them in your very own Meatbody, Mark I. Beep, beep.
Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

It looked to me like he just tripped and fell to his knees. He got up so fast that I don't think the thought process was there.

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Teen Built Pipe Bomb That Killed Him, Police Say

Okay, it's not funny when someone gets hurt... ...wait, yes it is. Call me cold, but I have little sympathy for idiots.


Not the most creative Dawin Award contender, but gets bonus points for the Looney-Toon style exit.

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Not just a wannabe, but an actual nominee. I know it's an old thread, but the Darwin 2007 thread is coming close to a close.

If they said no one else was involved, then why go further and say this?
And sentence him to what? Death?

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This video has probably been discussed elsewhere on this board, but what the heck. One of these guys will be a Darwin Award winner - or else the first Moon Base commander.

Destined to be a classic:

(PG-13)

**** Rocket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jKC2GMPwo

I haven't seen it... But; it seems like a common thing...theres lots of similar videos that I see.

One of them ended with "don't try this at home" was performed by very young teens. So, I'd like to ask them, "why did you try it?"

Yes; PG-13 for sex and violence...not language (bare butt and fireworks)

At least they slowed down the response, I'm sure we could include language if we sped it up.

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Call me cold, but I have little sympathy for idiots.




Totally agree, one less in the gene pool.

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I are Learnding.

In light of which, perhaps we owe them our thanks. Because of their unselfish actions, the human race is bettered.

Maybe a statue is in order?

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Perhaps, but I would worry about where they would be holding the torch.

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I hesitate to nominate, because of the cliché nature of his attempt. I mean, a homebrew bomber blowing himself up with his unstable homebrewed bomb? What did he expect? That's like going quail hunting with Cheney and expecting to leave without at least a fleshwound. (Timely political jokes are my specialty, no?)

Isn't that what the award is for?

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Isn't that what the award is for?



Perhaps some thing more tangible would be nice, maybe a Damien Hirst project with suspended fragments inside perspex.....

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Watching the trousers-on-fire video, I found myself thinking, that was the sperm that won???

I had to double take on the a*se hole who's foot is on fire, and he sprays it with lighter fuel....

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