http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7142920.stm



James Randi should look out for any strange $1m prize applications.



eta: holly-holy, I am definitely going to spHell now :shrug:

News just in...Any one who pays off all my debt will be granted immortality..any takers.

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If it had so much healing power, maybe there's enough left for it all to grow back.

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Apparently someone intends on running the Cow Level. I didn't know Wirt was a Hindu name.

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"your going to regret that one. You are now a colonoscope...
- Chrissy, corrupting PraedSt's wish.

Lets hope no body bought him a pair of slippers for Christmas

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Ahem. There is no cow level.

(Hmmm... I havn't played Diablo II in a while. Mayhaps I'll rectify that. Moo!)

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The leg isn't going to do them any good. The healing powers came from Mr. Kondaiah's patented Transcendental Kick of Healing^TM to the patient's posterior chakra.

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I thought it was going to be some sort of Christmas story, what with a holly man.

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Moral of the story: If you're going to make up some story about how you can heal with magic powers, attribute those magic powers to something you wouldn't mind losing.

Oh, by the way, my left sideburn is what grants me my ability to control nearby dogs, wallabies, and women (unfortunately, I can only control them to act as they normally would).

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For transcendental healing effects one can't beat an SATB rendition of "The Holy and the Ivy". It goes right to the teeth of the matter and is in a league of its own.

Or as the famous bowler Robindranath Gupta remarked on seeing the striker step into the batting crease, supported by a device made out of a shrubbery, "Holly prosthetic, Batsman!"

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Holly holy leg
Dream of only you
Where I am, what I am
What I believe in
Holly holy

Holly holy leg
Wanting only you
And she comes
And I run, but more like hopping
Holly holy

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I have a deceased holy computer monitor that improved my vision (I certainly can see the new screen better). I was going to take it to the electronics recycling center, but I suspect someone else might benefit by this holy object. Actually, I'd be happy to point out a few other holy objects.

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The Leif Ericson Cruiser

My holiest relic is kept safely refrigerated.

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Poor guy. Well, at least he will have quite a leg-acy!

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What profiteth a man to be holy and lose his leg?

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I bet when the guy realized he had lost his Leg, he used some strong Language!

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This reminds me of a Ray Stevens song where he steals the girl of a guy with a peg leg. For good measure, he takes the wooden leg to prevent Peg Leg from chasing him, but.....

"Oh I'm a three legged man with a two legged woman, being chased by a one legged fool. Ohhhhhh, he's hoppin' and he's cloppin', but he shows no sign of stoppin'. I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel."

But, it turns out that he made a mistake at the end. Peg Leg finally shouts "I know ya meant to take the one that was wooden, but in the dark, by mistake, you took my good 'un." And finally he tells him he can keep the blamed ol' woman, just give him back the leg!

-Richard

He got a real leg confused with a peg leg and he's calling the Peg Leg guy a fool?

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Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Yes, that's the joke.

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