"SYLVIA AGAIN

On the FARK forum, at forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3305688, “SpankyPinkbottom” (?) contributed this comment re the coming discontinuation of the JREF prize:

Intercom: Paging Sylvia Brown - please pick up the white courtesy phone. You only have two years left to claim your million bucks.

Sylvia: You're thinking of an “D” or a “T.” Do you have a relative named Frank?

Hotel worker: No. I'm just here to point you toward the courtesy telephone.

Sylvia: Does Frank have a phone?

Hotel worker: I don't know any Frank.

Sylvia: Check with your parents, dear. And you really should take more zinc.

Hotel worker: You need to call Mr. Randi. The courtesy phone...

Sylvia: It's in the hallway. I know.

Hotel worker: No, it's in the break room with the vending machines.

Sylvia: Well, I obviously need to go through the hallway to get to the break room. Little white plastic phone on the wall, next to the soda machine, right?

Hotel worker: No, it's red and it's on the center table. Look, if you'll just go down the hall...

Sylvia: Is the table made of zinc?

Hotel worker: I'm getting my manager.

And, speaking of Sylvia and 2008 prophecies, take a gander at tinyurl.com/3a7jq2. "

Unfortunately, if you go to the link Mr. Randi posted up, you'll note that SpankyPinkbottom only contributed the first line. I quoted him and added the rest. The nuances of fark are pretty subtle, so I don't hold it against Mr. Randi to miss that part

I got by Cpl.D over there, an homage to my time in the Corps.

But to be quoted by Mr. Randi! WOO!

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I will claim it.


I will prove that I am a psychic by accurately predicting that no one will pass the challenge with psychic ability.











AWWW! CRUD! Paradox...

That's a self-limiting condition :P

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Or a self fulfilling prophecy

I think the best solution is for us to start calling you SpankyPinkbottom, so you'll get full credit. OK with you, Mister... Spanks?

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Leave it to 01101001 to get right to the bottom of things!

Meanwhile, WTG, SpankyPinkbottom! Good to see Sylvia serve as the butt of your humor!

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