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I thought I would share this thought provoking piece from a reliable news source.
The quote below comes from this linkhttp://www.theonion.com/content/opin..._another_black Quote:
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Please remember that Morgan Freeman, in addition to being President, is also God. Since He could have saved the world but didn't there must have been a very good reason we just can't understand.
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Another one? Sorry, you must have died in the first one.
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I think there is no place in humor for PC. I'll grant a relatively small amount of time for topics of extremely high impact (for example a couple months for 9/11, a few days for Mother Theresa, and about 5 minutes for Lady Die); but once you put anything off-limits, where do you stop?
I happen to be very sensitive about Rabbi's, polish people, and lawyers. Maybe I should start suing all the comedians of the world; or at least introduce laws preventing their occupation from existing. Anybody who thinks they have a topic that should be off limits to humor takes themselves too seriously. Not saying they have to enjoy it; but if you think it's wrong for anyone to enjoy it, you are part of the problem. It's just a less extreme flavor of the kind of attitude that causes religious extremists to order death for a cartoon they do not like. As an aside, it really was not a very well done article. Good for a shallow grin, a longs ways from a laugh.
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A rabbi, a polish guy, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" [rimshot]
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sure, all of that is true. There is a limit to my agreement however. Who is qualified to tell holocaust jokes? or slavery jokes? I think some (most) people should stay away from those things. Partially because I think they're not funny, another part is that some people have no business making jokes about those things.
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If it is an emotional subject just in mentioning (even in factual mention) then it is a subject less likely to have a humorous side.
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The question is often less the subject than the intent. If the intent is to deflate the arrogant, wrong and pompous it usually works:
A Philadelphian Old Line matron was holding a big holiday party and decided it would be nice to invite a couple of enlisted men from a nearby Army base. Calling the camp, she was placed in contact with one of the drill sergeants and explained she would like to invite two boys to her party. "But Sergeant," she continued, "Given the place, and my position, I hope you can understand that certain, well, persons might not be as welcome as others." "No problem, Ma'am. They'll be there at 8PM, as you asked." Promptly at eight there was a knock on the door. The woman opened it to find herself staring at two black privates in neatly pressed uniforms. "There must be some mistake..." she trailed off. "No, Ma'am," one replied. "Sergeant Cohen NEVER makes a mistake."
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This one made me smile: Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad About Self.
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Who's qualified to determine who isn't qualified?
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now, as a black jew midget I can laugh at that. ![]() It is a funny joke, however.
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Yes; a lot of them won't notice, however. There are also some social circles wherein telling jokes in poor taste is encouraged, so long as everyone holds the same beliefs.
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