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Old 01-April-2008, 01:46 PM
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Well, it's April 1... April Fool's Day. MSN.com has an article showing the Top Ten April Fool jokes. The one that really caught my eye (and is fitting for this community):

In April 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 a.m. a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event would occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and reduce the Earth's gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 a.m. arrived, BBC2 received hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her 11 friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room. — from Museum of Hoaxes
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Well, it's April 1... April Fool's Day. MSN.com has an article showing the Top Ten April Fool jokes...
For those of you frustrated with MSN trying to find it among a flood of searches and April fool stories on MSN, here's a direct link (I hope).

It's the top ten as determined by the experts at the Museum of Hoaxes.
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Old 01-April-2008, 03:30 PM
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Wikipedia is running a number of practical jokes today, as well as things that make you think they are jokes, but they are not.

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Wikipedia is running a number of practical jokes today...
You don't have to go far to get a practical joke, or stories about them.

Everybody's going to get on the bandwagon, and the trick is going to be weeding out the good ones.

There are some very good ones out there (like Jim's). What I don't like is the volume of malicious ones out there. I like a good prank, but not at the expense of someone. Many of them sound funny at first, but have some serious side effects that might not be visible.

It's enough that people are gullible enough to go to extremes in thier reactions to some of them.
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From spaceweather:

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SOLAR MAX RESCHEDULED: Impatient with the quiet sun, NASA researchers have rescheduled solar maximum. The peak was due in 2012, but now it's going to happen this month. "We've launched millions of dollars worth of spacecraft to study solar activity, and what are we getting? Puny little A-flares and feeble old sunspots," complained a high-ranking source at NASA headquarters. "We need some real explosions! Rescheduling Solar Max should solve the problem." News of the shift was announced on April 1st.
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Also, to prove there's more than one born every day, some folk who refuse to acknowledge the joke even when it's pointed out to them:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread345903/pg1
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The game City of Heroes has a good one today. It's an MMORPG, like World of Warcraft, only set in a world where comic book style superheroes are common. For the last few weeks they've been unveiling a lot of stuff that will be added to the game in the next big update, and this morning we get:

Visual Sounds!

What makes it work is that if it were optional, it would welcome by a good number of the players.

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Visual Sounds are based on the comic book staple of onomatopoeia, or the use of a word to replace a sound. Classic comic book examples are “Pow” and “Ka-Boom!” in colorful bubbles while heroes and villains are slugging it out. City of Heroes takes a huge stride forward by replacing simple sounds with the exciting new visual medium of Visual Sounds.
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The one I like is the move by the US Postal Service to match what cell phone companies are doing (allowing you to keep your phone number when you move or switch carriers) by introducing Portable ZIP CodesTM; now, if you move, you can take your ZIP with you.
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APOD's contribution

Google Books 'Scratch and Sniff'

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That APOD one is great! It almost looks like Dextre is waving his tools around in anger...

And a good article at the Guardian today, too:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/organgri...ng_pengui.html

also, I learned a lot from the wiki entry on april fools' day:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_F...il_Fool_hoaxes

I love to read stuff like that...

and finally...

I haz a spoof too ...

http://thespacewriter.com/wp/
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My Own Original (at least two friends believed it):

International Astronomical Union
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For Immediate Release: April 1, 2008


International Astronomical Union Decries "Interlopers" in Planet Debate

Paris, France (AP): The International Astronomical Union today took the unusual step of officially condemning a host of bloggers and lay advocates who have been using the Internet to advocate the reversal of its demotion of Pluto and new planet definition adopted in August 2006.

According to IAU president Catherine Cesarsky, the organization has been bombarded with correspondence, both electronic and paper, by individuals who know little about astronomy but are being influenced by bloggers and others with emotional attachments to Pluto, requesting that the new planet definition be overturned and Pluto be reinstated as an official planet.

On several occasions, the IAU server actually crashed from an overload of visitors, most of whom came to the site to email protests against Pluto's demotion, Cesarsky said.

"In no other field, do we have outsiders without scientific backgrounds interfering in the decisions of professional scientists," Cesarsky emphasized, noting the IAU's frustration with criticism and attempts to discredit the group coming from the media and the Internet.

"Unfortunately, the Internet has allowed all manner of conspiracy theorists and people either unknowingly or deliberately spreading ignorance to be given the same degreeof credibility as real scientists," she lamented.

Anyone who believes lobbying efforts will lead to a reconsideration of the 2006 planet definition is "delusional," she added.

In a resolution unprecedented because it was passed in a special meeting rather than during a General Assembly, the IAU formally condemned non-scientists who have inserted themselves into the planet debate and went as far as to specifically name a few people regarded as the worst offenders.

Among them are Stuart Atkinson of Great Britain, Dipankar Subba of Singapore, and several Americans including Michael Burstein, Jay Miller, Carl Bergmanson, Laurel Kornfeld, and Siobhan Elias. These were cited for their repetitive attempts to discredit the IAU in multiple blog posts on the Internet over the last year and a half.

The resolution, which also formally banned those named from taking part in any IAU activities, including next year's planned International Year of Astronomy commemorations, noted that none has any astronomy background whatsoever and urged citizens worldwide to disregard any statements they make on the planet definition controversy.
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This isn't mine.. And it's not an April Fools gag- but funny all the same:

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Dear Sir:
Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post, Hominid skull."
We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu Barbie".
It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to its modern origin:

1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone.
2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-hominids.
3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the "ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it.

Without going into too much detail, let us say that:

1. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on.
2. Clams don't have teeth.

It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in its normal operation, and partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results.
Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin. However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum.
While it is undoubtedly not a hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard.
We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positatingfillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
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This isn't mine.. And it's not an April Fools gag- but funny all the same:
Nope. Just your garden-variety internet humour. Cute, though not authentic.
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I always set my desk calendar at work to March 32 on April 1. Nobody's noticed it (or said anything about it, anyway) yet.

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I always set my desk calendar at work to March 32 on April 1. Nobody's noticed it (or said anything about it, anyway) yet.

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YouTube had every featured video link to a rickroll.

My favorite April Fools was when a local newspaper published an article stating that fake 20 Kr. notes had been seen and that, for one day only, people who found a fake could get a replacement at the local bank.
They could be easily recognized because one of the birds would be missing a leg
In case the link stops working, the notes had two birds and three visible legs in the good version.
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