no but does come with a side of nuts.

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If it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of space.
Contact Carl Sagan

Why doesn't Spider-Man get his own day?

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

I don't have that web page bookmarked where you can find out if the
Earth has been destroyed. Did anyone check? Are we still here, or not?

-- Jeff, in Minneapolis

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http://www.FreeMars.org/jeff/

"The other planets?
Well, they just happen to be there, but the point of rockets is to explore them!"
-- Kai Yeves

You're still here, thank goodness. If Earth got destroyed, I'd have to go study some other world.

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Mmm. I think I'm going to need a cite for that. Argument from authority is still a logical fallacy, even after the world ends.

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

Riley: It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.
-Also from Buffy

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"God bless thee, my son; I will give thee the greatest jewel I have ...
"The end of our foundation is the knowledge of causes, and secret motions of things; and the enlarging of the bounds of human empire, to the effecting of all things possible."Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

Keep it handy at all times.

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

Oof. That's a relief. I was getting worried there.

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

Ah, okay!

But what went wrong? Wasn't there supposed to be an Earth-shattering
KABOOM? Where was the KABOOM??

-- Jeff, in Minneapolis

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"The other planets?
Well, they just happen to be there, but the point of rockets is to explore them!"
-- Kai Yeves

I was going to happily report that 10 days later and the Earth has still not been destroyed.

But the revival of this thread is making me think that it might not stay that way for long.

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At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

BTW, Carole King was on The Colbert Report a few weeks ago. She reported on the imminent destruction of the Earth musically:

I feel the Earth move under my feet...

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Isn't that where all those numbered lemmings run to the sea and jump in?

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Wasn't that a day on the Mickey Mouse Club?

"Today is Doomsday, you know what that means!
The Antichrist will be our guest..."

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

"Oh boy!" says Roy, laughing heartily and then keeling over from a heart attack.

(Cubby plays a rimshot.)

"Well, boys and girls, Roy had that coming!" says Jimmie.

(all the Mouseketeers laugh)

"But we know that he's somewhere now that's better!" Jimmie flashes one of his patented ear-to-ear grins and it's frozen on his face.

"Help me! Help me!" Jimmie tries to say as he grimaces in his death throes. His mousekebeenie falls off his head as he topples to the floor.

(all the Mouseketeers laugh)

Cubby plays another rimshot and yells "I'd like to challenge this Mr. Antichrist to a drum off!"

"And so you shall!" says the Antichrist in a low central European voice as he walks onto the stage, scans the Mouseketeers and then casts an evil stare into the camera.



(all the Mouseketeers scream and run away)

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*ulp*


That does explain quite a bit, though.

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So, did the world end last week or not?

Yes, the world ended. It was so traumatic that we're all in denial.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. All of your choices are bad for you.

Cripe, so I didn't have to cut the lawn Saturday?

Nor anything else. Buy a pack of Starburst candies and enjoy the show.

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This all sounds like a very interesting topic: What would you do if you found out the world ended last week?

What didn't you bring that you should have?
Was it purely natural or totally divine?

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