I had one grunch but the eggplant over there

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If Mozart was alive today he would be older than anyone but Paul Harvey. Discuss.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

I asked John McCain and he disagreed, saying that nevertheless, based on first-hand knowledge, Wolfie was one heck of an improviser, but a poor graphic artist, which resulted in his inability to draw a decent Salieri.

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Well, that was the problem. If he had gone hourly instead of staying on Salieri he might have done better.

And I just discovered a grid leak in my drip pan.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Some of the threads in OTB are not making sense.
I mean... I read them. I recognize words.. I even try to understand them (which is a bit odd for me, I must be in rare form. As usual...) but understanding just isn't happening.

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"Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out." -- Vaclav Havel

Quote:

We just don't know much.

Yet if not for those words, what would science be for? - KaiYeves

I propose an ATM corollary to Godwin's law: an ATM'er will inevitably compare himself to Copernicus (Or Galileo), when the going gets tough. - CodeSlinger

What? A sequitur in my non-sequitur thread? (It's more likely than you think.)

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New! It combines the power of science with the gentleness of your mother's best intentions!
A new miracle technique, we apply homeopathic methods to achieve scientific efficaciousness
for dilutions WAY beyond Avogadro's Limit. It's New! It's Fresh!
It's Placebo^[tm] Brand Power Drink! *[Use as directed. May increase kidney function.]

To grok the true meaning of a thread, sometimes one should embrace the senselessness.

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I say there is an invisible elf in my backyard. How do you prove that I am wrong?

Disclaimer: Avatar is not an official NASA image and does not imply any specific interplanetary or interstellar capability.

The Leif Ericson Cruiser

Oh my, what a beautiful mosquito.

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This whole internet thing is probably not a passing fad.-Ronald Brak
While speech might be free, consequences cost.-Doodler

There! They did it just now! It's 3 am my time (I live at -8 zulu) and my laundry is whispering to the quilts again! It almost makes sense to me!

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"The beauty of that discussion of averages is that you don't have to be an expert in Apollo or in photography in order to see where this time study "analysis" breaks down. You just have to be, well...not an idiot." -JayUtah

You live a 8-zulu, hey I am also Zulu.
Why hide your identity BigDon.
Injani impilo lapho we BigDon.

Hehehehe!

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This whole internet thing is probably not a passing fad.-Ronald Brak
While speech might be free, consequences cost.-Doodler

The blue eagle flies backwards when wet.

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"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

441!!!! :)

This thread was evidently started as a reaction to tommac's various "Should Dumb People be Allowed to ..." threads. It is not intended to make sense. I can't speak for some of the other threads.

I apologize for being serious in this thread. Let the silliness resume!

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

We may forgive you, but only if you have pancakes in your underpants. Preferably cinnamon sugar, but boxers will do.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Don of Borg - Cool, Calm, Collective.

Well, it is certainly succeeding!

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Any day you wake up on "the right side of the dirt" is a good day.

T. Anderson

Chickenman returned, as rhyme was running crampant on the streets of Midland City. One uses a small grass press to astonish the snapbeetles, while pacing agents chide the steaming monster for its importunate borborygms. The result is a sad frenzy of marble-choked apples, which really hammers your nails in. I applied the stamp to my own self, however.

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www.pageatatime.com - Art, Evolution, Painfully Slow Development.

zero point fields are teh manifestations of quantum planck-level thought processes generated by pseudo-random degenerate states of matter that are realized within boundaries of m-space. these fields are teh key to understanding the eigenstates of 17-dimensional tensors which can solve our energy problems. teh government learned about this by examining records of trasnsdimensionless alien timespaceships that crashed in teh dessert but dont want to reveal teh truth because teh rockefellers and teh rothschilds supress any knowledge that is a threat to thier global hegemony.

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Nick Theodorakis

Why send apes to the moon, when flying squirrels can eat butternut squash?! WE NEED ANSWERS!!!
*be quiet, my termites tell of mysteries*

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-- Godlike Publishing

It's more thinkly than you like.

-- Jeff, in Minneapolis

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"The other planets?
Well, they just happen to be there, but the point of rockets is to explore them!"
-- Kai Yeves

I am going to risk banning by propounding an ATM theory here.

Automatic Teller Machines were invented by Penn and they create money by using the properties of the electric universe.

It's true!