Milk! My heart beats to slipper ,
For corn is but dreams quips,
Hark, the damsel eats marshes,
Whilst butter sings alone
Flee this mustard sin,
That hell-mice made a kelp.
Go forth and tickle thine Pilzner,
Odorous canst but mumble .

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And here I thought ravens just went "Caw! Caw!"

Or, occasionally, "Nevermore"...

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That's nerien in Leg Language.

I thought up the user name during one of my emo/poetic/beatnik moods. Still like it. Besides, if you could only caw, wouldn't you cry?

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So glad you're still with us!

That's always a worry after a "I wonder what this switch does...", often you never hear from that person again.

Never been able to work out why.

Recognize?

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"Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out." -- Vaclav Havel

Quote:

We just don't know much.

Yet if not for those words, what would science be for? - KaiYeves

I propose an ATM corollary to Godwin's law: an ATM'er will inevitably compare himself to Copernicus (Or Galileo), when the going gets tough. - CodeSlinger

They say the cake is a lie. I have been there and found that there WAS cake, and my Companion Cube.

The Companion Cube was my true freind. It never lied to me, nor stabbed me in the back. I was greatly saddened to have been forced to kill my Companion Cube, and am greatly gladdened that I did NOT actually kill it.

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"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." — Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

441!!!! :)

That was a bit too real for my tastes. . .

Weeping calamari,
Upon the midnight mocha,
Cast your nets through soap,
For Pintos are beaking turgid,
Smell the musty rainbow,
Fluff this warm pudding,
That blowtorches can but stipple,
For Norbert cries in tofu,
We task thistle to stromalite ,
And break the monkeys elven twist.

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Happiness, dont let it fade
Walk into the Sun
And read Larkins Aubade
That will make you run

Hey!

Who turned out the lights

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WANTED:

Schroedinger's Cat

Dead And Alive

Glad I'm not the only one with that problem.

All your base are belong to us!

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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
-Douglas Adams

Aim high (but don't blow yourself up)!- Homer Hickam

Why don't you fix your little problem and light this candle?

— Alan B. Shepard Jr.

IDCLIP
and for the older kids. . .
XYZZY

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I bont the craing that yinked to sprume,
And frikely shammeled froy;
For graintley hakbeened onto clume,
Yet vemel aiter vroy!

I also made a sledgehammer from old chicken cutlets.

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www.pageatatime.com - Art, Evolution, Painfully Slow Development.

Thanks, Lewis Carrol would be proud!

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80% of dentists who chew gum recommend the other 20% be flensed.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Is the seeker of knowledge the one who asks questions, or the one who finds answers?

Plugh?
Plover?

Alien plover were responsible for the Lubbock Lights in 1951. They were mostly gray with reptilian features.

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If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares right back at you. And asks "Don't you have a life?"

Alternatively

It's like staring into the abyss, and having the abyss fart in you face.

It's like staring into the abyss, and the abyss says, "Are you looking at me, pal?"

I tried staring into the abyss, but it was dark. I also tried staring in my neighbor's back window, but got arrested. What's that?

I've just been summoned by a knight of ghosts and shadows. See you at the tournament.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.