I'm convinced one of the small rocks at the Viking 1 landing site is capable of transforming lead into gold.

I have no evidence to support this, but anyone who disagrees is a closed-minded government shill who listens to too much Eminem.

I just KNOW there's a pony under all this manure somewhere! If only I had my tinfoil hat.

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

My dirty laundry is plotting to kill me! I know this because at night when it thinks I'm asleep I can hear it plotting with my bed linens!

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"The beauty of that discussion of averages is that you don't have to be an expert in Apollo or in photography in order to see where this time study "analysis" breaks down. You just have to be, well...not an idiot." -JayUtah

If it snowed in Tel Aviv, would they use kosher salt on the roads?

That one has always bugged me.

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If IFs and BUTs were candy and nuts, would we all have a Merry Christmas?

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I heard rumors that workers at McMurdo have been sneaking surfboards into the compound, something that hasn't happened since 1964.

No bathing suits, though, as they do a better job checking luggage for contraband than they do checking cargo.

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WIKIPEDIA and GOOGLE are your friends! But only if you use them.

Perception isn't reality. It's merely an abstraction thereof, and quite often, not a very good one at that.

Perception is what happens between the senses and consciousness. Reality is what happened before that. If you think the two are equivalent, you've never heard of Von Claustwicz, Sun Tsu, or street magicians.

Formal Logical Fallacy List

If I ask a thousand questions but hear no answers, am I smarter than I was before?

People in Wisconsin use wood stops to hold open their doors that are made out of fruitcake.

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Stephen King invents evil things, then writes about them. Anything that grows roots out of their eyes is evil. Logically, Stephen King invented Potatoes.

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And if the Dutch ever invade and start sawing our doors in half, the Badger state will be in for a world of hurt. That's why I'm nervous.

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Microsoft is over if you want it.

The bar has been lowered for the promotion of ATM ideas; the bar for the acceptance of ATM ideas must remain high.

You took the idea for this thread out of my mind! I'm gonna sue you for
copyright infringement. I would have started this thread first if you hadn't!
That's no fair! That's the law! It makes sense, too. I'm right and you
no it.

-- The person who wrote this post. Me. Reely.

And I have a friend who likes ELVIS! So THERE!

I'd say that 80% of that is pretty dumb.

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Be sure to keep them and their ovens away from your sheets!

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Oh yeah,

I'm I the only one here who REALLY has people who want to put wires in their head? Changes your perception of the nut jobs when folks really want to do it!

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"The beauty of that discussion of averages is that you don't have to be an expert in Apollo or in photography in order to see where this time study "analysis" breaks down. You just have to be, well...not an idiot." -JayUtah

Welcome All, to the National Non-Sequitur Society!

"We might not make much sense, but we sure do love pizza"

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Offical Battlestar Galactica Apologist

Named Time Magazine's 2006 "Person of the Year"

At least, that's better than you can say! And I do!

-- Pizza sounds good. I'm in for three slices.

Pass the pepperoni please.

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But only when the fleet's in.

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Why do you hate Salmonella?

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Ah! Finally I understand the use of the word "Babbling" in the topic description

Ah, yes! A thread that is taking a long random walk off a short pier.

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