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Old 16-May-2008, 02:35 PM
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/16/us...2cb&ei=5087%0A
“The Russians are concerned,” Mr. Michel said. “I got a call from Moscow wanting to know if NASA was safe.”
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To remove some of the mystery about the link (see topic: Stop the mystery links, please), it's about ants:

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Scientists do not quite know what to call them, they are so new. But folks in the damp coastal belt south of Houston have their own names (some of them printable) for the little invaders now seemingly everywhere: on the move underfoot; infesting woodlands, yards and gardens; nesting in electrical boxes and causing shorts; and even raising anxiety at Hobby Airport and the Johnson Space Center.

“We call them running ants,” said Diane Yeo, a homeowner in suburban Pearland, turning over a planter by her swimming pool to reveal a seething carpet of ants, yes, running, each about the size of the letter “i” on this page.
On the news reports I was hearing yesterday, they were being called "Raspberry ants" (or Rasberry) after the exterminator-discoverer.

If the OP had been a good reporter and mentioned what this topic was about, I -- probably many others -- could have happily skipped visiting the article, and I would have been thankful.

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But, to provide a little science angle, different from the woo-wooish scary-ant-invasion aspects of the popular news stories, enjoy this, from Texas A&M University: Exotic Texas Ant, Paratrechina sp. near pubens:

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This ant has yet to be identified to species due to confusion regarding the taxonomy of the genus. Therefore, this ant is referred to as Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens. Research concerning the morphology and phylogenetics (Jason Meyers, Ph.D. student), for identification purposes, is ongoing. Although, there is no properly accepted common name (via the Code of Zoological Nomenclature nor the Entomological Society of America) there are a couple of common names often used for this species. The common name used most often is the Caribbean crazy ant (for Paratrechina pubens). However, here in Texas, more specifically in the Houston area, the common name often referenced is the crazy rasberry ant (for Paratrechina sp. nr. pubens).
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To remove some of the mystery about the link (see topic: Stop the mystery links, please), it's about ants:
Sorry, had I seen the "Stop the Mystery links" thread, I wouldn't have posted it how I did...

I've taken note for next time!
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Sorry, had I seen the "Stop the Mystery links" thread, I wouldn't have posted it how I did...

I've taken note for next time!
I appreciate that. Thanks.
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Sorry, had I seen the "Stop the Mystery links" thread, I wouldn't have posted it how I did...

I've taken note for next time!
I've tweaked the title. If you have a better suggestion, PM me, and I will modify it accordingly.
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I mean, could you think how much of a pain it would be to have an ant-infestation on the ISS?
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I mean, could you think how much of a pain it would be to have an ant-infestation on the ISS?
Oh, it's not that much of a problem*


*Oh, and y'all said "Please more mystery links", right?
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Well, they surely have spacesuits at the ISS--they could put them on and evacuate the air in the living spaces--should kill all the ants pretty quickly.
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Well, they surely have spacesuits at the ISS--they could put them on and evacuate the air in the living spaces--should kill all the ants pretty quickly.
I'm sure - but that's quite a waste of air!
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From Kent Brockman of the Simpsons

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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over – “conquered” if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Since I live in the area the article mentions, I'll be out exterminating this weekend.
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"Sir, how would you like to get higher than you've ever been?"
"Be an astronaut? Sure!"
Such a great episode.
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Reminds me of the Mary Kate and Ashley Mysteries episode where they get called to visit KSC because there are holes in the shuttle's fuel tank. Turns out, it was SPOILER woodpeckers.
Ah, that show rocked. I miss the nineties!
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Reminds me of the Mary Kate and Ashley Mysteries episode where they get called to visit KSC because there are holes in the shuttle's fuel tank.


Ripped from yesterday's headlines. Yesteryear's.

NASA: Woodpeckers damage STS-70 External Tank

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On 6/2/95, NASA managers decided to delay the launch of Discovery on Mission STS-70 in order to make repairs to foam insulation on the vehicle's external fuel tank.
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Hurrah! The series that introduced me to the mystery genre was also acurate!
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As Heinlein said, "vacate the compartment, reduce the air pressure to zero, and the vacuum kills them all the time."

Too bad our Earthly buildings aren't built to handle zero pressure.

However, they are built to handle ambient pressure. Thus, kill all the ants, simply use a max-toxicity pesticide around the grounds while flushing it's interior with Nitrogen.

After 100% death, open the windows and water the grounds.

Ants? What ants?
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As Heinlein said, "vacate the compartment, reduce the air pressure to zero, and the vacuum kills them all the time."

Too bad our Earthly buildings aren't built to handle zero pressure.

However, they are built to handle ambient pressure. Thus, kill all the ants, simply use a max-toxicity pesticide around the grounds while flushing it's interior with Nitrogen.

After 100% death, open the windows and water the grounds.

Ants? What ants?
The ones that come in to replace them the next week.

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I mean, could you think how much of a pain it would be to have an ant-infestation on the ISS?
The shuttle launches from Fla. and the ants are in Houston!
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Well, when they made the episode, the woodpecker thing was current.
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The shuttle launches from Fla. and the ants are in Houston!
Fine, ruin my ill-thought doomsday scenario!
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Ants destroying the wrold's electronics.....Sounds like a 'Doctor Who' episode.
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