Some member mentioned something about "Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory", so I decided to present it for ya;
WARNING:WOO FOLLOWING, do not take anything of this seriously or your brain will asplode

Ladies and Gentleman, I present the Great Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory (GGUCT) to you! It encompasses every woo conspiracy theory that you can imagine in just
one thing, The Great Holy WOO Its tenets are the following;

1.Every single conspiracy theory that you can/cannot think of is right and everyone who don't belive it is a secret goverment agent who want to hide Truth TM from you.

2.Goverment is evil.

3.Companies are evil.

4.Everyone who objects to your silly claims is a fascist and a goverment foot licker.

5.Every single bad thing in the human history has happened because of a SECRET CONSPIRACY.

6.WTC was destroyed by secret goverment Y-ray laser (those rays with infinite wavelenghts recovered from Rosvelt remains of an alien spaceship from Planet X) and everyone who saw otherwise was given a secret mind altering radiation isotope of LSD.

7. Kennedy was in fact assasinated not by gunshot from a man named Oswald, but by a shapeshifting lizard alien what come from the hollow Earth working for Jewish Communist Illuminatis who wanted to kill Kennedy because he was going to disclose Truth TM that the Planet X will go through the Solar system in 2012 and that it orbits around a Dark Star that will go around here at FTL speed and end us all.

8.The Earth is hollow and growing, everyone who says otherwise is a close minded evil goverment fascist and it is an undisputable scientific fact with no evidence.

9.Every person who works in a goverment institution is in fact an evil shapeshifting lizard man from Iota Draconis.

10.Moon has pyramids, plants and alien spaceships on it andMoon landing was a hoax.

11."The Face" is REAL and THE MGS IMAGE WAS FABRACATEEEEED!!!!!!!

12.Mars is inhabited by 2 meters tall humanlike aliens with blonde hair and shining blue eyes.

13.Elvis was an alien from Planet X who came back home, his body was just a decoy.

14.Princess Diana's death was caused by spacetime changing electroferrotelepatic aliens from the Sun what is is fact a shining icy cold iron sphere that produces light and heat due to a plutonic substance called W00.

15.UFOs as alien ships, ghosts, zombies are real and Earth is only 6000 years old in fact, IT IS SCIENTFICALLY PROOVEN!

16.The Tunguska event was caused by an angry angel descending from the sky with a firey sword to punish the heathen unbeliving Russian Siberian trees.

17.Everuone who don't belive all of this is EVILEVILEVILEVILGOVERMENTGOVERMENTGOVERMENT.......

I knew it! I just knew it!

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Funny. I had to clean coffee off my screen.

Regards, John M.

Nice try, but needs work. You need some Mayans, Chemtrails, Star Bursts (the candy), Natalie Wood, Nixon, the Russians, Easter Island stone heads, vaccines, Bill Gates, the Military-Industrial Complex, several different wars, Free Masons, Muslims, Catholics, the Bushes, the Clintons, the Kennedys, the Rockerfellers, the Queen, the UN, Global Warming, the drug companies, the oil companies, Lindburgh, the CIA, the NSA, NASA, NASCAR, MLB, Area 51, Area 52, Stanley Kubrick, and of course, the members of BAUT.

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One Earth, One Sky - IYA 2009

... and Amelia Earhart

... and the Bermuda Triangle

Stanley Kubrick?

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

He's involved with the government conspiracy to stop people from listening to Beethoven.

He helped NASA with the fake moon landing footage, right after working on 2001. Reports are that he filmed the fake footage on the moon.

I'm disappointed Mike, that was an easy one.

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One Earth, One Sky - IYA 2009

This could work. It fits with my OCTT (One Conspiracy Theorist Theory). The idea is that, given the similarities in CT arguments, I suspect there is just one person at the bottom of all conspiracy theories. It's just someone that gets around a lot and is good with disguises. Now, here you are, proposing the GGUCT. For the one CT, pulling together the CTs would be a great way to reduce workload.

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