Ok here's one for you...
Gordon Brown Prime Minister... (Scottish)
Takes over the running of the English Parliament.
Within his short term of office the Knights Templar decide to re-establish themselves, skull and bones, George Bush, New World Order.
Dont blame the Jews for killing Christ....
Christ was a Jew, he was killed by the Catholic church.
This is a conflict between good and evil. You decide...
One secret organisation against another, for ultimate power and supremecy.
But the New World Order need to ask themselves:-
Who is going to clean my pool???? The Judges?
Who is going to wipe my but???/ The scientists?
Who is going to feed me???? your mum?
I'd give them twelve months before the whole lot comes crashing down around their head ROFL
I would rather go to Hell than live in a "New World" with these fools.
The Roman Catholic church has ruled for almost two millenia for a DAMD GOOD REASON.

And this has what to do wiith Astronomy or Space?

For than matter what has it got to do with anything Rational or Sane?

__________________
'The eye can only see what the mind is prepared to accept'

A reminder never to post when drunk.

__________________
Forming opinions as we speak

Also, doesn't this touch on politics and religion? Though it's hard to take it seriously (is it meant seriously?). Edit: Just saw antoniseb's post. Heh.

__________________
I say there is an invisible elf in my backyard. How do you prove that I am wrong?

Disclaimer: Avatar is not an official NASA image and does not imply any specific interplanetary or interstellar capability.

The Leif Ericson Cruiser

All indications point to one source. For every opposite there is an opposite.

The United States America (of the World (of the Universe)), Declare they are building a war machine to counter world terrorism. What's to say they aren't collaborating with other organisations to build a global defense system? Or perhapse the whole "UFO thing" is just propaganda to cover their sinister intentions. Its all tied in together.
We "humans" seem (well some of us) to think we have a good grip on reality, when in reality, we know exactly jack>..
If there were superior intelligent beings intent on taking over the world they would have done so by now and with out your knowlege.
This whole thing slaps of religious undertones. Perhapse we should all start praying instead of looking to the stars.....

Tommyboy, do one of the following:

1) Get yourself a black coffee and leave alcohol to the grown-ups.
2) Check out the thread "Should Nervous People Be Allowed To Play Tennis?" which positively welcomes meandering nonsense that hints at silly conspiracy theories.
3) If you're being serious (and heaven help you if you are), leave BAUT and post to a site that allows religion and politics.

1) I definately need some coffee to sober up after the bottle of wine I drank tonight,,,
2) I can't play tennis, because I keep dropping the ball,,,
and,
3) He can't help us now.......
But seriously...
Im prone to babbling after a few drinks, so please don't take anything I say tooo seriously I will have a (nearly) normal head on tomorow after the effects wear off....
Van... could you point me in the direction of Antoniseb's post please via a link... Thanks.

obviously your not like king solomon who was supposed to be a wise man!
I would take some advice from Paul Beardsley and Astoniseb, how about reading the BAUTs rules before rushing in !
more advice don't drink and then post something you may regret tomorrow!

__________________
Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people.Admiral Hyman Rickover.USN.

"Make the most of every day like it could be your last, enjoy each others companyas this will make good memories for when we pass". chrissy

I don't know where to start. Or stop. England doesn't have a parliment - that's my 1st thought.

__________________
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice. I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

No link necessary. It's right above my post.

__________________
I say there is an invisible elf in my backyard. How do you prove that I am wrong?

Disclaimer: Avatar is not an official NASA image and does not imply any specific interplanetary or interstellar capability.

The Leif Ericson Cruiser

I like to beg to differ on that! or is it just a mirage in London?

http://www.parliament.uk/about/how.cfm it consists of the house of commons etc. but I'm not going to get into that argument, just read at your leisure

__________________
Great minds discuss ideas,average minds discuss events,small minds discuss people.Admiral Hyman Rickover.USN.

"Make the most of every day like it could be your last, enjoy each others companyas this will make good memories for when we pass". chrissy

Hilarious!

So were the Knights Templars. Well, sort of...

__________________
"All your bias are belong to us." Ara Pacis
"A witty saying proves nothing." Voltaire

That's the parliament of the United Kingdom, not of England.
England doesn't have one.

__________________
And the "driving on the freeway on a scooter" analogy still holds true because the pilots are sitting in 7 to 30 ton aircraft o' doom and you are running around them in your very own Meatbody, Mark I. Beep, beep.
Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

That a completely different debate....

Do you not realise it was the lizards who stole England's parliament??

__________________
"All your bias are belong to us." Ara Pacis
"A witty saying proves nothing." Voltaire

Actually, it's a myth that coffee makes you sober. You'd still be drunk, you'd just be wide-awake drunk.

__________________
"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

True, but by the time you find the coffee, find the coffee pot, put the coffee in the pot, pour water in the pot, brew the coffee, pour the coffee into a cup, find the cream and sugar, add the cream and sugar, and drink the coffee; you're that many minutes closer to being sober!

__________________
Any day you wake up on "the right side of the dirt" is a good day.

T. Anderson

Maybe someone should invent a thing you blow in which will unlock your keyboard if you're sober.

Or, like me, find the coffee, find the coffee pot, lose the pot, find the cream and sugar, find the pot again, put the sugar in the pot, pour the cream in the pot, brew the sugar and cream, look for a cup, lose the pot again, find the pot, lose the cup, get another cup, put a spoon of coffee into the cup, add the sugar and cream from the pot, drink the sludge, gag and sputter.

And that's not 'cos I'm drunk. It's just what happens in the early morning when I'm still groggy from getting up. It's a real Catch-22 situation: I need the coffee to wake up, but I can't make the coffee untill I wake up!