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I see the word "woowoo" bandied about a lot here. It is my intention to prove that "mumbojumbo" is actually a better word. Here are my arguments:
1. "Mumbojumbo" has built-in pedigree. Here is a word that harkens back to the origins of pseudoscience; to those great 19th and 20th century snake-oil salesmen who started it all. Perpetual motion, Pogue carburetors, Tesla's death ray... the associations are endless. "Woowoo", on the other hand, mostly harkens to, um, this. 2. "Woowoo" repeats one syllable. "Mumbojumbo" rhymes two syllables but changes a letter for more emphasis. It's a more sophisticated literary construction. 3. "Mumbojumbo" not only contains "mum", but also "jumbo". It's practically a 'yo mamma' joke in itself. 4. In a game of Scrabble, "woowoo" will get you twelve points. "Mumbojumbo" will get you accused of cheating, and possibly into a fistfight. 5. The Internet Anagram Server finds no results for "woowoo", but six results for "mumbojumbo". Poor results they may be, but it cannot be argued that six is greater than zero. 6. "Woowoo", in certain cases, may be accidently misspelled "weewee". It is very unlikely that this would happen with "mumbojumbo". Psychadelic drugs would most likely be needed. - J |
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But "woowoo", said in the right manner, evokes The Twilight Zone in a way that "mumbojumbo" can't.
ETA: I submit that "mumbojumbo" perfectly describes chaotic, meaningless babble, but "woowoo" better decribes a state of paranoid, conspiratorial delusions. |
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well,I just learned from another thread that mathematics is mumbo-jumbo! what does that make me, a voo-dooist?
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Gonna lock her up in a trunk, so no big hunk....)
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While the witch-men laughed, with a sinister air,
And sang with the scalawags prancing there: -- "Walk with care, walk with care, Or Mumbo-Jumbo, God of the Congo, And all of the other Gods of the Congo, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Beware, beware, walk with care, Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom. Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom, Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, boom, Boomlay, boomlay, boomlay, BOOM."
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