I don't know about the dogs, but I have noticed weather reports are getting increasingly Zen here recently.

My so far favourite was:
"Enjoy the sun today, it might rain on the weekend."

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Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

"Half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it so that the other half may reach you."

"Top dog sometimes found clinging to bottom."

-- Jeff, in Minneapolis

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow"

or

"A filthy mouth will not utter decent language"

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You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time. But you can not please all of the people all of the time.

"Why change passwords when you've got a baseball bat?"

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‘To those who regard “crime fiction” as some sacred icon which must follow a rigid formula, I will always be the man who writes 18-syllable haiku.’Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

Discipline is walking off after a pipsqueak sinks his fangs in your backside.

More good ones!

Its not a contest for a winner. Grading on a curve is never optimal nor realistic. (That would be saying you could never have a whole team of professionals, as an example. Patently not true.)

Yes, that malamute was an example of a good dog, in my opinion.

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In your rush to call everyone "entrenched" or closed-minded or "limited" you fail to note that the "limit" here has a very natural boundary: that point at which the evidence stops. - JayUtah

Science fiction was never meant to be an educational tool. - Editor Amazing Tales

Every dog has its day, but the best dogs get the other 364.

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