I've got a genius idea for an Ig Nobel prize! Want to read my subject... it's pure genius!

THE EFFECT OF MUSIC ON THE TETRIS PLAYING ABILITIES OF OSTRICHES.

So? What do you think? Is this brilliant or not?

Post all your whacked out crazy ideas in here!

**Warning: It works better after a severe blow to the head if you can spare the blood!

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "

Interspecies Sexual Attraction in American and Asian Rock Crabs.

No seriously, give me five years. I swear.

"Effect of Stupidity on Politics and World Order"

not only am i going to get an Ig award, im going to find most of the first world countries trying to arrest/assasinate me

Good subjects!

Who the hell voted for option 5!?

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "

Wasn't me! 8-[

But, if you didn't want anybody to answer with that, why post that option?

*mumbles* I dunno

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "

And it's winning, too!

Wow, that's... scary.

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Quaeso quousque humi defixa tua mens erit? Nonne aspicis, quae in templa veneris?

I voted for Tyson only because there wasn't a Musashi dressed as a woman in a blue wig with grapefruit anatomy posing as a martial arts expert.

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Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

I did not want to picture that!

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Quaeso quousque humi defixa tua mens erit? Nonne aspicis, quae in templa veneris?

I am going to study the correct temperature to chill Diet coke so it will always be refreshingly cool without causing any of the tastes or carbonation to be lost.


Plus I will also study on the side the effect of the Sun's rays on a nerd. :-)

If I were you I would work on making the Diet coke lose all of its flavor since it tastes horrible!

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Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Can Brain death be survived? Postal Service supervisors studied in depth. 8-[
That will have to do since "Juxtabranchial organ secretions in the higher mollusks" also comes to mind, but I stole that one from a Doonesbury comic strip I read several years ago. [-X

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Those who repeat History are doomed to learn it.

So my psychiatrist IS nuts! You people really are out to kill me!

So the truth comes out at last...

I just wonder if Phil has voted for option 5... 8-[

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "

BTW great subjects!

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"...bartenders and shiny stuff and dreams are made of stooped necromancers he seems like a banana wrist having strayed too close to the constellations on their shaved skulls. The rain of frogs ended and a rain of blood comes down. "

The result of "douseing a Furby in gasoline and then firing it out of a potato cannon into a old car full of plastic exploisves, then dodgeing the resulting fire-ball and shrapnel" effect on mutant cyborg chcikens.

If I did not "know" you folks, you would scare me.

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Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

--Niels Bohr, Danish Physicist.

Don't feel bad NASA Fan, I scare everyone.

I live in a town that is home to a recent Ignobel Prize winner: one Troy Hurtubise (Mr. Project Grizzly). The sad thing is that he still brags about his Iggy like it was a real honor, he really doesn't get it.

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
-- Carl Sagan

...and whenever I see Troy I point and laugh, too.

edited to add: http://www.onf.ca/grizzly/index.html

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Heisenberg was here (probably).

No no no, my point is that because I know you, you do not scare me.

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Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

--Niels Bohr, Danish Physicist.

I think a study on the effects of studies would be good...

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What would Scoobie do?

And here is where the other stuff is.