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Default We can caught easily if our pen lost, ask the friend

How? In case of he has taken your pen, and telling that he has not taken and so on.

First ask him, have you taken my fountainpen? Easy way to identify, no tests, no questions, no observations, no reminders for getting the truth, just "count his pulse rate immediately as soon as he speaks with you", if some one is speaking or giving wrong information can caught by this simple process. Keep your 2 fingers on the wrist of your friend, count the "irregular pulse", when he is speaking lie then the pulse will run faster. Secondly if someone speaking false then his eyes will start flirting, and his eyes will not rest on any thing, it means he is speaking lie.

When he will caught he will laugh.

Note: our eyes never speak false.
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then his eyes will start flirting,
If I put my hand on his wrist and his eyes start flirting, I may have a bigger issue to deal with than just a missing fountain pen.
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If I put my hand on his wrist and his eyes start flirting, I may have a bigger issue to deal with than just a missing fountain pen.
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Secondly if someone speaking false then his eyes will start flirting, and his eyes will not rest on any thing, it means he is speaking lie.

Maybe you meant , the person who is lying can't look straight to the eyes . Flirting is a different thing , it can give different meaning and signals .
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Why would anyone want to grab hold of someones wrists to check his/her pulse? they will think I am strange and press charges against me!
The eyes give it away and body language too.
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Lamy explain, he just went out to get Waterman!
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Kids In The Hall --- MY PEN!!!!
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HAR HAR !
you are more than JustAFriend..........thanks for the link....
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well suntrack2,
  1. you asked for it! nibble nibble!
  2. didn't you know, RMS Titanic was undone by 'flirting eyes'
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
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well suntrack2,
  1. you asked for it! nibble nibble!
  2. didn't you know, RMS Titanic was undone by 'flirting eyes'
how funny that "undone the titanic with eyes". I like the "just a friend's link" very much, I will store that great funny link, about "my pen", interesting ink.(oh sorry link).

Now read the following:

the school boy losses a pen every after 2 days, the high school boy: every after a week, the college boy every minute. (because the college boy forget the pen when he engage himself in making the paper rockets in the college period), and then he just search his pen just like in the above link . few people use the pen to clean their ears, few start rotate the pen, few throw the pen in the air and again catching it. few do pressing the tail button of the pen very often.(tik-tik, tik-tik).

Tell me your good experiences of the above test in the very first paragraph.
Whirlpool Exactly, they will do the same. :http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...oticons7/5.gif

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I believe the word Suntrack wanted was "flitting". And his conclusion is correct most of the time. You people are mean. I'm putting soap in your beans tonight. (What they used to use before Ex-lax was around to mis-use.)
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I believe the word Suntrack wanted was "flitting". And his conclusion is correct most of the time. You people are mean. I'm putting soap in your beans tonight. (What they used to use before Ex-lax was around to mis-use.)
You mean, beans need additional help to act as a laxative?

There's certain "tells" for when someone is lying. But not all people exhibit them equally, or at all. And, at least here in the US, going around and putting your hands on fellow employees is ... well, risky.

Besides, it's more fun to jump up with some sort of primitive scream/shriek and then yell "GIVE ME BACK MY PEN!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!" and grab a random pen from a random person, then straighten your tie, take a deep breath, then calmly sit back down and go on about your business like nothing unusual just happened.

Believe me, no one will take your pen after that.
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.....You people are mean. I'm putting soap in your beans tonight. (What they used to use before Ex-lax was around to mis-use.)
beans for dinner, watching soaps ...watta life!

hope suntrack has his sans of humour handy. he's the one wanting to learn the 'lingo'. i can't resist throwing my lame puns around.

hey suntrack2!...are you with us?
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
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You mean, beans need additional help to act as a laxative?

There's certain "tells" for when someone is lying. But not all people exhibit them equally, or at all. And, at least here in the US, going around and putting your hands on fellow employees is ... well, risky.

Besides, it's more fun to jump up with some sort of primitive scream/shriek and then yell "GIVE ME BACK MY PEN!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!" and grab a random pen from a random person, then straighten your tie, take a deep breath, then calmly sit back down and go on about your business like nothing unusual just happened.

Believe me, no one will take your pen after that.
your last para is interesting, I have read it carefully, "calmly sit back down and go on about your business like nothing unusual just happened", at this point I will give to the person one hint "the Pen he has taken having 2 gems mounted on it", then 100% his breathing will become fast and he will caught. Ok. because as soon as he will understand : the gems are with him, he will think he has grab more than the expect, then he plan to sell that gem,and during that kind thoughts his Blood pressure will rise, and I will count his "pulse rate" on his wrist and then he will give me my pen back, I will caught him "red-handed". Ok.
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....and I will count his "pulse rate" on his wrist and then he will give me my pen back, I will caught him "red-handed". Ok.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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No man, wrist watch can also go fast as the pulse rate. Here people have one habbit to ask "Sir, please your pen" in the bank and post office, because when they left their home for the compliance of their routine they forgets to keep one smart pen in their pocket, hence they normally ask for "Please Sir your Pen", because they want to do some signatures on the papers or to sign on the bank's cheques etc or just to write down the post card in the post office, and for many time I have given my pen to them.
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Suntrack, you can put me in the category of the "pen borrowers".
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I only take pens I find unattended on the floor at the end of the day. If it is a real nice pen, I turn it in, but if its a Bic or some such, it goes into my collection.
The trouble I see with this method, is that, well, lie detectors , even this one, operate on the assumption that lying makes people nervous, and being nervous has a psychological reaction. The thing is, especially in a society that seems, for better for worse, to be less and less touchy-feely, having someone grab onto my arm and ask a question, would make ME nervous, even if I hadn't taken the pen.
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... because they want to do some signatures on the papers or to sign on the bank's cheques etc ....and for many time I have given my pen to them.
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suntrack, you can relax now! the way things are going...pretty soon there won't be any banks to go to.

already in many places here, one can go have a pizza, where formerly a bank used to live. these prime capacious bank premises convert to pizza parlours...i suppose they both knead/need the dough....
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
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slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.
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talking of pens, reminds me of this:
http://www.penhaligons.co.uk/

my most favourite shop. in the whole world. i watch my cheques and pen there. like a hawk.
if they sold pens, i would have to find a bank.

but they do give out great samples. and if you ask them real nice, they throw in all kinds of lovely stuff in a bag for you.
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
Fazor: "Hail, Bautainia! We pledge our hearts to thee! Science and woo, some babbling too, and astron-oh-meee!"
slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.

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talking of pens, reminds me of this:
http://www.penhaligons.co.uk/

my most favourite shop. in the whole world. i watch my cheques and pen there. like a hawk.
if they sold pens, i would have to find a bank.

but they do give out great samples. and if you ask them real nice, they throw in all kinds of lovely stuff in a bag for you.
What *do* they sell? Candles? Diamonds? Glass sculpture?
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What *do* they sell? Candles? Diamonds? Glass sculpture?
Your normal Wal-Mart housewares- only it's 5 times as costly and with Gold Ornate
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What *do* they sell? Candles? Diamonds? Glass sculpture?
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they are perfumers, fundamentally. the best imo. perhaps the world.
http://www.penhaligons.co.uk/shop/ab...ons-today.html

and

http://www.penhaligons.co.uk/shop/store-locator.html
that's the one on the right. hasn't changed in decades.

the original and main shop is in Covent Garden, (west central London) and is my favourite.
a typical olde worlde shop. it's not that large either.

they have expanded tremendously, gone global as well.
they might have one near you, well i mean reachable without much hassle.

also sell aftershave lotions and other such personal stuff.
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Mak: Pass the pepperoni please.
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slang: And it made ash out of yew and tree.
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BD...for you:


penhaligon's........

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Telephone: 415 291 9480
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