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Old 01-October-2008, 12:24 PM
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'[...] in our assessments of other animals, we are consistently surprised. My favorite example of this comes from a headline in Nature a few years ago that announced that “sheep are not so stupid after all.” The reason for the re-evaluation of ovine intelligence was a series of elegant experiments that showed that sheep can recognize and remember other sheep. But sheep are social animals: they live in flocks. It would be astonishing if they could not do this. (A sheep newspaper would no doubt have run the headline, “Humans Amazed Again!”)' Olivia Judson at the NYT
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'[...] in our assessments of other animals, we are consistently surprised. My favorite example of this comes from a headline in Nature a few years ago that announced that “sheep are not so stupid after all.” The reason for the re-evaluation of ovine intelligence was a series of elegant experiments that showed that sheep can recognize and remember other sheep. But sheep are social animals: they live in flocks. It would be astonishing if they could not do this. (A sheep newspaper would no doubt have run the headline, “Humans Amazed Again!”)' Olivia Judson at the NYT
Amazement is one of those emotions that we possess in distinction to the others (animals). A cat can catch a fly, who trained her that? A dog can sniff out a vole, dig it up and kill it, who trained her that? (personal observations)

Discovering how and why we apply cognition to a problem (because we can, possibly) rather than following "hard wiring" is an interesting research project for the aliens.
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THE MERINO REVIEW October 2008

KEEP THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES

Dyed in the wool paddock leeches are in outrage at younger sheep letting humans get a glimpse of their true intelligence.

"We are onto a good thing here" bleated one resident. "We get the best feed and a good allover body shave before it gets hot".
We've got to keep the wolf from the door ewe know. If the young bucks want to carry on like that, the should flock off and join the goats!"
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THE MERINO REVIEW October 2008

KEEP THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES

Dyed in the wool paddock leeches are in outrage at younger sheep letting humans get a glimpse of their true intelligence.

"We are onto a good thing here" bleated one resident. "We get the best feed and a good allover body shave before it gets hot".
We've got to keep the wolf from the door ewe know. If the young bucks want to carry on like that, the should flock off and join the goats!"
Apparently, sheep devote most of their intelligence to bad puns. . .
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Don't we all.

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Apparently, sheep devote most of their intelligence to bad puns. . .
That, and mastering the art of karate.
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Dont forget the time they spend up in the trees learning to fly:

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Dont forget the time they spend up in the trees learning to fly:

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Definetly a case of learning to fly from the ground up. We did that.
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Definetly a case of learning to fly from the ground up. We did that.
Actually, they are learning from the tree up, with all the associated dangers therein
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... from the tree down ... you mean
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That too.
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