BEASTLY SIDEKICK TITANIUM CAGE MATCH

Chewbacca vs. the kzinti Speaker to Animals (Unarmed cage match)

Prediction: Speaker gets an early edge when he uses his years of combat training and sharpened claws to nearly disembowel Chewie. Chewie's very slight height advantage will prove decisive however, and he will use it to put speaker in a nasty chokehold somewhere in round 12. On the verge of killing Speaker, Chewie relents, sparing Speaker's life and earning Speaker's respect for his combat prowess. Though beaten and bloody the two combatants are quickly able to escape the death match cage, overcome their captors, and proceed to "dismantle" the previously jeering audience.