Has anybody actually seen this movie besides me? I found my copy in the we-can't-give-it-away bin at Wal-mart, along with something called Sampson Versus the Vampire Women.

As if the mere presence of Jesse Ventura and the 100% Kenny G soundtrack weren't enough, Abraxas starts by saying that Earth is the fourth planet in the solar system, and it's all downhill from there.

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"Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to discover that there is no Gap in Rohan... not even a Banana Republic!"

Ooh, sounds right up Ba's alley! Mind, this alley also contains unspeakable filth and the corpses of unfortunate hoboes.

Normally I avoid Walmart at all costs, but I just may go look. Really, really bad science fiction is the entertainment of the gods. Please, Ba, don't take that personally.
Just a figure of speech.