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Geraldine McNulty rules! ![]()
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Some people won't bat an eyelash- if you turn green and grown antennae in front of them- let alone call the police.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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In the grand top secret facility, the ductwork is big enough for a man to crawl through, no obstructions or alarms, and the grating at the other end is easily removed from the inside.
Oh yeah, and spies talk about their secrets in public restaurants where any eavesdropper could hear.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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Restaurants are great places to have private conversations, as the noise usually drowns them. It's also more difficult to predict which restaurant you'll choose for dinner, than the house you live in.
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Former boyfriend stands up to protest during a wedding ceremony.
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"That's Not Blight. It's New Jersey" - The Wall Street Journal |
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And the bride immediately rejects her fiancee to run back to old boyfriend.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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And it's presented to the audience as a good, "romantic" thing, instead of showing her as being, say, an indecisive homewrecker.
PS, the man she's marrying is always an insensitive, unsympathetic jerk so no one can feel bad for him. Making you wonder why she'd marry him.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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While we're on weddings-in-movies clichés, how about this one: the male lead has to catch up to his love before she marries another man. If he can't make it in time before they say their vows, all will be lost. Ummm, doesn't divorce exist?
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman |
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But that race-against-time is what gives it DRAMA!
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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And let's compare: Scenario 1: Priest: "Do you, Catherine Jenkins, take Philip Smith to be your..." Former boyfriend running into the church: "No! Catherine, I love you! Marry me instead!" Catherine: "Hmm, I had my doubts all along and now that you've made such a bold gesture I realise where my true feelings are... Sorry Philip, Quentin is the man for me." Scenario 2: Priest: "Do you, Catherine Jenkins, take Philip Smith to be your lawful wedded husband?" Catherine: "I do!" Priest: "I pronounce you husband and wife." Congregation: "Ahhh!" Former boyfriend running into the church: "Sorry I'm late, the traffic was unbelievable. Anyway... No! Catherine, I love you! Marry me instead!" Catherine: "Okay, I will initiate divorce proceedings after the honeymoon. Not! Just move on, you idiot!" |
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The girl still says "I do" even if she hates the guy's guts.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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She is a cutie, and she plays the only fully sane character in the whole show!
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Geeks have medical conditions.
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