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All rebellions in future dystopias will be led by pretty girls in skimpy uniforms.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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#2's name is Rotwang - he is indeed from Metropolis.
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Mad scientists work alone, creating mind-boggling inventions with no staff*, no grants, no lab work, a few years' solitary research and based on a theory that he developed alone, with no experimental evidence. The only prototype works immediately, of course.
*Hunchbacked gravedigger/lackey sold seperately. Though he tends to eat the tissue samples if left unsupervised.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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And all future versions of presently wimpy or ineffectual characters will be tough, stoic, hardcore warriors. (Sarah Connor, Future Hiro, etc.)
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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HUGO: Where's the leader of this rebel base? TERESA: That would be me, Teresa Von Braun. HUGO: Very funny, you're nowhere near pretty enough to be a female rebel leader.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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If you sneak into somebody's room and search their stuff, you will get caught.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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Terrorists and other bad guys who speak a native language other than English will still speak English to one another if they are discussing important plot points.
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That may just be a side-effect of ATVAFT-- Automatic Television And Film Translation. It's a cinematic shortcut for the convenience of the audience.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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Better than the inverse: ugly, fat, hairy men in speedos.
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman |
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Yes, but it gets a bit silly when they speak another language to all the extras and then immediately cut to English to speak the plot points to the other speaking parts, then go immediately back to some other language.
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Booby traps that have been in place for centuries and show their effectiveness by having a pile of skeletons at their base, yet never need anyone around to reset them.
Booby traps that are centuries old that use running water as a key element, yet never show any signs of erosion on the stone. I saw National Treasure this weekend, but it can apply to just about any treasure hunting film.
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A Nerd can figure out how long it will take the original Enterprise traveling at warp 6.5 to travel from Regulus to Antares. A Geek will think he can use that to pick up a girl in a bar. A Dork knows he can't pick up the girl with it, but will hang around for hours anyway, just in case she asks. She might. You never know. |
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And the Heroes never happen upon them in times of drought.
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Note 1. All requests for planetary demolition must now be submitted in quadruplicate on form UX-565/B4 and be counter-signed by the assistant administrative officer for interstellar traffic calming - department QG-7. Subject to approval by the chief planning officer and the infrastructure development coordination sub-committee. |