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I used to think that stormtroopers were the bad guys, and that, unlike in the real world, you could kill them indiscriminately without suffering any remorse. Then I saw Attack of the Clones and learned that they were actually the good guys and I found myself rooting for them. "C'mon! C'mon, shoot the bad robots! Just DO IT!!!" Actually, no, I didn't say that last line at all. Mostly I just sulked in the theater and wished I had my old Star Wars movies back. |
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Da hero will have a flashback (usually in blurred motion and high contrast) telling him exactly what he needs to remember at the right moment.
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SPOILERS WRITTEN IN LIGHT YELLOW The doctor is the real bad guy, the assistant who the heroes caught by the radio is the undercover agent. This is a doozy: Everybody has gone missing or been killed, under mysterious circumstances. But The Hero happens to find a camera and the video/photos tell him everything. Uh, wouldn't the bad guys ever once think to destroy or take the camera?
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A monster, superhuman, or whatever, is always strong enough to break the bonds used to restrain them. Maybe invest in tougher restraints--hubristic morons.
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman |
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Hmm. Why does the evil corporate guy always have to be evil? I mean, look at real life corporations. Most of them, the worst thing they'll try to do to you is sell you something. They don't give you charity, but that's because they have bills, salaries, and interest to pay.
Why not have a movie where the evil sludge factory of doom actually makes a useful wanted product, and actually employs people, pays the bills, sends people to college, and pushes interest at all those investors and retirement funds? How about a movie where the CEO of a presumably publically traded company isn't a de-facto dictator that can do whatever the heck he wants, and is actually hauled up before the board of directors if he does something stupid and damaging to the company, employees, or public trust? Boards of directors are controlled by major investors, you know. People who don't want to see their company on CNN with a maniacally laughing president and a doomsday weapon in the flaming background. Most people don't get up in the morning going "oh goody, off to work to swindle customers and **** in the commons". On the other hand, if you're looking for real evil organizations in the world, I can think of several right off the bat. They just don't usually end up on the news cause they shoot the reporters.
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David. David. |
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Some actors get typecast so much that if you see them in something, you know they're playing the bad guy, or at least a bad guy.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny] Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around |
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Slimy aliens.
Outside water producing a lot of slime runs a risk of dehydration -- which is why there are so few slimy land animals. And even in water slime is metabolically expensive, so animals do not continuously leave it behind. Yet SF movies are full of clearly non-aquatic aliens which glisten with slime (caustic or not) and leave a trail wherever they go.
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Big museums that are nearly empty during peak daytime hours. There's the heroes, and fifty other people, tops.
Yeah, I was in a big museum with that many people in the galleries once... at a sleepover.
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Rovers forever! - ToSeek "Carl Sagan sent a message to ET, Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song 'Evolution and science are one thing, but you don’t mess with Yoko Ono. Everybody knows that. ' - 386sx |
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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There was an episode that had some brilliant and scathing self-parody, right before the show went off the air. It's presented as a dream sequence where the kids imagine 30-40 years in the future; the white boy and girl are married with several kids, all of the 'Teers are old and annoying, they've all pretty much abandoned their mission, the Bad Guys are either dead or elderly and innefectual, and even a ragged-looking Cap appears by saying "Don't burn fossil fuels and blah blah blah, why am I still saying this stuff? You aren't listening anyway!"
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman |
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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Nope. It was said in show that it was solar powered.
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If we don't play god, who will?-James Watson I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman |