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I hate everything found in Stupidly Insulting Movie Physics, everything you've mentioned, and dragony ****ty fantasy movies labelled as "sci-fi"
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Has anyone mentioned speeding cars that hit something, flip into the air and explode for no readily apparent reason? When I'm watching a movie where that happens, I always lose interest in what follows while I try and work out why the car was apparently carrying a gallon of nitroglycerine in the back seat...
(Oh, and although it's not technically a cliche - the biggest nerve-grater I have is if a film features Adam Sandler and he survives past the opening credits.)
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Any film -- err direct to video classic -- with Steven Segal and the rapper of the week. Any film where the bands on the soundtrack are featured prominently on the poster, and it's not a film about music. (Varsity Blues)
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I would agree with you on this one, but there might be one important fear factor involved... Blades. The odds of them coming down just the right way to do harm may be small, but the thought could be scary anyway.
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"Use of deadly force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved"
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And that one's so ingrained now, that it's even shown happening to things that are made of some non-brittle substance, instead of glass or ceramics... like in The Return of the King when Aragorn's necklace with the metal thing hanging on the front of it falls to the floor, and the metal shatters into many tiny pieces!
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Well... that was symbolic of Arwen choosing to follow her human heritage over her elven heritage. She was now mortal, and if Sauron rose to dominate Middle-Earth she would have no refuge in the West. That realization helps to drive Aragorn to walk the Paths of the Dead.
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The alcoholic drink thrown in the face, which somehow avoids harming the eyes.
The puch in the jaw that doesn't hurt the hand.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort |
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"Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."- Captain Malcom Reynolds, Firefly
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The martial artist who performs a standing back flip during a high kick.
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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." Shakespeare, Twelfth Night Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg "Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort Last edited by Noclevername : 15-June-2007 at 01:59 AM. |