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Unless they are planning a sequel. In that case, the antagonist isn't quite defeated.
In cliche movies, we usually find this out in the last few seconds of the film.
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Actually, in the old days of the Code, films couldn't have endings wherein Good didn't prevail. (I'd argue that, in Double Indemnity, the protagonist is Fred MacMurray, who assuredly doesn't prevail.) Somehow, sins always had to be punished.
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Way more paranormal investigators than in real life, with way fancier tech.
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Every depiction of the age of dinosaurs will feature at least one of the following:
1) T-Rex 2) Triceratops 3) Stegasaurus 4) A sauropod 5) A volcano in the background And they'll probably show the plant-eaters eating grass, which didn't exist in dinosaur times.
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And dinosaurs from several different ages and continents all mingled together. (Given that they can't even get the animals of 10,000 BC right I'm not too surprized they can't get the dinosaurs right.)
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What, were all filmmakers never kids? Any eight year old can tell you that there wasn't grass in dinosaur times.
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Obviously the right sort of kids don't grow up to make films....
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That's not a cliché. You personally just haven't heard a great enough variety of names.
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Then let eight-year-old kids make the movies. (They can hardly do worse, on average).
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Here's a cliche that gets on my nerves:
No matter how deep the shipyard says a submarine can dive, the captain always insists on going even deeper, just for fun. Later, the submarine will be forced by circumstances to dive even deeper than that. C.f. Das Boot, K-19. |
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In horror movies series, it's a given that the bad guys will win. At best the good guys will have a temporary victory.
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BTW, include Enterprise and Babylon 5 in that cliché. Both have done it.
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