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Old 21-April-2008, 06:32 PM
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That sounds better. I was going from memory.

Another slapping alternative is slap-slap-kiss. I think I remember seeing that on a Frasier rerun recently. (And yes, I know Frasier isn't a movie.)
It is, however, in Father Goose, with Cary Grant. There's a slap-slap-burst into tears, and later in the movie, there's a slap-slap-kiss-proposal.
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Old 22-April-2008, 03:28 PM
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Yet another slapping alternative:

If a guy hits a woman in the face, it causes blood to boil.

If a woman hits a man in the face, it causes laughter.
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The best line about movie slap fights, ever:
"Good Lord, Man, why are you slapping a monkey?"
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People standing three feet from a building that explodes and launches them across the street...and they get up, brush off their jackets (maybe let out a couple of light coughs) and walk away...
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Old 23-April-2008, 12:21 PM
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Alice in Wonderland being talked about in discussions of cosmology. Done. To. Death.
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Alice in Wonderland being talked about in discussions of cosmology. Done. To. Death.
Really? I've never seen this done once. What sorts of movies are you watching?
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Michio Kaku seems to use the analogy with annoying regularity, but I don't recall ever hearing anyone else use it.
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Mental powers will always to used to cause a person to die in a ghastly way, head explode or spin a body for a new paint job. What ever happened to just stopping somebody's heart?
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You can be carrying a pistol, but if the bad guy wants to fight with a sword, that's what you fight him with. Oh wait, forgot Indiana Jones
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VERHOOVEN!!!! WE HATES IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Dang I hate that movie. And that scene is a great example why.

Of course, in the book, Zim has this cool disscussion of the role of Mechanized Infantry in a Universe where theatre level weapon exist. The basic reason (according to Zim) is that war does not equal genocide- often you do not want to kill everybody on a planet or crumble all of their infrastructure. Thats while they have the MI, to be able to go in and surgically inflict some mayhem so that the mission can be accomplished with minimal damage.

And that (undescribable) Verhooven turned it into just another example of Zim being a sadist. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Old 25-April-2008, 04:32 PM
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VERHOOVEN!!!! WE HATES IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Dang I hate that movie. And that scene is a great example why.
Is it because the movie is dumber than a box of rocks, exceptionally poorly acted, and completely subverts the novel it was based on?
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Unlike the CGI cartoon which was rather good.
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You can be carrying a pistol, but if the bad guy wants to fight with a sword, that's what you fight him with. Oh wait, forgot Indiana Jones
Which was originally used in an Andy Sidaris film "Seven" (1979), http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079882/ . It was probably not a copy, somehow I can't imagine Lucas, or Spielberg watching being an Andy Sidaris fan. Although I could be wrong.

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Unlike the CGI cartoon which was rather good.
Y'know, I heard that, but I've never seen it. Is it on DVD? That way I could Netflix it.
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Which was originally used in an Andy Sidaris film "Seven" (1979), http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079882/ . It was probably not a copy, somehow I can't imagine Lucas, or Spielberg watching being an Andy Sidaris fan. Although I could be wrong.

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Actually, by all accounts, that scene in Raiders wasn't an artistic choice, it was a matter of necessity. Harrison ford is given the credit for the change.
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VERHOOVEN!!!! WE HATES IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Dang I hate that movie. And that scene is a great example why.

Of course, in the book, Zim has this cool disscussion of the role of Mechanized Infantry in a Universe where theatre level weapon exist. The basic reason (according to Zim) is that war does not equal genocide- often you do not want to kill everybody on a planet or crumble all of their infrastructure. Thats while they have the MI, to be able to go in and surgically inflict some mayhem so that the mission can be accomplished with minimal damage.

And that (undescribable) Verhooven turned it into just another example of Zim being a sadist. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yeah, that guy makes some terrible movies....still, he did direct Robocop. Although I've always felt that Robocop was awesome despite Verhooven, not because of him.
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Yeah, that guy makes some terrible movies....still, he did direct Robocop. Although I've always felt that Robocop was awesome despite Verhooven, not because of him.
Of course, the Robocop sequels, which didn't have Verhooven, were much less awesome.
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Well, I think Robocop got too popular between the first film and it's sequels for it's own good.
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If you suddenly find yourself transported into the future (even if it's only ten years) you'll be amazed to discover that every vehicle has been replaced by an odd-looking electric car.

No one will be driving an old pickup truck or Civic. Apparently someone ordered all of them thrown in a trash compactor.

Similarly, if you happen to be in a big city, all of the skyscrapers will have been replaced, because there's no room for the Empire State in the midst of a bunch of pointy metal spires.
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If you suddenly find yourself transported into the future (even if it's only ten years) you'll be amazed to discover that every vehicle has been replaced by an odd-looking electric car.

No one will be driving an old pickup truck or Civic. Apparently someone ordered all of them thrown in a trash compactor.

Well I've never seen a movie go into detail about it, but it's looking more and more like that might just be a result of insanely high gas prices.
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