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I know this thread is about movies, but someone should have told Herman Melville about this when he was writing Moby Dick. Good story, but I spent several chapters wondering what they had to do with the plot. Maybe I just missed a few metaphors or something.
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And let me interject about Remington Steele--we own the entire series--that it wasn't always. Quite often, he was wrong, and Laura--you know, the real detective--had to save, um, the day.
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That was in the days before editors required to follow deadlines and force books into optimal sizes for selling. If Melville wrote Moby Dick today, the publisher would hack it to pieces.
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All cryptids are real.
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If I remember my literary history, Dickens wrote serially and was paid by the word.
It was only when the story was complete that the magazine editor put the story together and published it whole. Christmas Carol was one of the few pieces that was complete in a single writing. It's also one of his best pieces.
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Mike Hammer had a similar thing. Every episode he would sleep with someone, see "that woman", and be rendered unconscious by a blow to the head.
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The hero saving the world (or more than one person, anyway) who risks not saving it/them to save his romantic interest, who he's only known for a few days, or even hours!
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Somewhat related:
That little detail somebody mentioned that you thought had nothing to do with the story turns out to be really important later.
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And on a related note, I always watch for the guy who appears to be hanging around in the background for no apparent reason. I figure actors cost money-sooner or later he's gonna be important to the plot.
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They might have had to pay the passerby who answered, "There at Alameda" since they probably have to pay anybody who speaks.
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Or any object that the camera focuses on for more than ten seconds.
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If the trailer promised something supernatural and there seems to be a logical explanation, the explanation is wrong.
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gaah!! I see that misuse of "there" and then realize...it's mine!
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Speaking of trailers - I hate teaser trailers. I also hate trailers that seem to tell a completely different, yet more interesting story than it actually turns out to be in the movie by selective quoting.
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What Ifind worse is when there are scenes in the trailer that ended up cut from the movie....
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Medical shows are common offenders there, usually to add context to technobabble. I think MiB did it too.
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Here is a cliche I hate:
"Drop the gun, and nobody will get hurt!" Almost always addressed at someone who clearly WANTS to hurt people. Always struck me as the worst incentive possible. "Drop the gun, and YOU won't get hurt!" seems somewhat more productive. But no good guy in the movies ever uses that one. Also, "getting hurt" somehow became a euphemism for "dying or getting mutilated in nasty ways". Had anyone else noticed that?
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