Oh, great, now I have a mental image that is essentially a redneck version of a Monty Python sketch. I'm picturing Joe Bob running into Billy Ray after running past a wheeled Budweiser sign.

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The Leif Ericson Cruiser

Turning left for three hours? Yeah, there are better ways to use brain cells.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

On the History tonight there was a show called Cities of the Underworld, I have seen a bunch these most of the they go under a city to show ruins or secret catocombs or the like under various cities. But tonight they did Boston and Philiadelphia. The underlying theme of the show was the masons and all that most of the founding fathers were masons one problem so weren't alot of the british officers.

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If it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of space.
Contact Carl Sagan

like i said before, there are layers, and if you don't get it, you don't get it.

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Layers? Of driving in circles?? There isn't even one layer.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

Do they even still show Digging for the Truth?

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
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"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

Yes but they fired Josh and have some other guy doing it. I haven't seen any of the new ones yet so I don't know how good they are.

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After they fired Josh, whenever I asked if I could watch the show, she asked me if I had anything better to do. I think she was sweet on him.

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

that's the top layer.. get "into" it, and there are lots of things involved- for the people involved, the "3 hours of driving in circles" is just the last part of a cycle that involved months of preparation and the hard work of dozens of people.
layers upon layers.
once they are done with the "driving in circles" part- and even while they are "driving in circles"- they are getting ready to drive in circles at another track the next weekend, and even preparing for the "driving in circles" they will be doing a few months down the road.
saying stock car racing (and i can hardly bring myself to call it that any more) is just driving in circles is like saying that a shuttle launch is just 7 people strapped in an airplane that's strapped to a couple of rockets.. the beginning of a race, just like the launch of a shuttle, is the first part of the last stage of a very complex process involving a lot of really smart people and sophisticated machines.

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...none of which is what the fans watch and spend money on and cheer for.

PLEASE tell me you did not write that with a straight face. You are actually comparing the Space Shuttle to a car race??

ADDED: That's such a wild theory it belongs in the ATM section.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

And which sounds even more mind-numbingly boring than 200 mph billboards, as if that's possible.

The majority of what goes on in the space program really isn't that interesting. It's important, but it'd be about as educational and fun to see as watching your taxes being done, or a painter do their entire painting from beginning to end. Hours and hours of debugging software, cleaning mirrors, checking voltages, ultrasound-checking metal for microscopic faults--sounds like engaging TV. Still better than watching trashy people metaphorically stab each other in the back on a tropical island though.

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The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waits
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a yo-yo.-Enoch Root, The Confusion
When I was a kid, if someone brandished a shrink gun he'd get a little bit of respect!-Myron Reducto, Harvey Birdman

yup.. i made that comparison.
i don't have solid numbers to back it up, but i'd bet it costs as much to put on a NASCAR Sprint Cup race as it costs to launch the space shuttle.
figure how much the 43 teams that enter cars each week spend in preparation. then add in how much NASCAR and the track owners spend on promoting and getting everything ready. also add in how much the network covering it has tied up in setting up for it, and it becomes a not to very cheap Endeavor (pun kind of intended).. and they do it 35 times a year.
also, think about where the heart of NASCAR country is and overlay that with where the heart of NASA country is, and i'd bet there is a good chance that a lot of people that work for a NASCAR race team has a relative that works for NASA.
i didn't say a $150,000 race car is the same thing as a $1.5 billion (or whatever they cost) shuttle.. i said the preparation for a race is similar to the preparation for a shuttle launch.
if you don't like NASCAR, then slip in the words "Formula 1" and my point still stands- except for the "overlapping of countries" part.

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And the driving in circles

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"The end of our foundation is the knowledge of causes, and secret motions of things; and the enlarging of the bounds of human empire, to the effecting of all things possible."Trying to make sense of computers, The Error Log.

Remember our standard 'cost' reply. That money isn't simply burned up in 42 barreled caburators. It's spent and helps the economy.

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Ditto.

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

As a GE stockholder, I'm sorely tempted to attend the shareholders meeting and introduce a resolution to require the History channel to show actual History, and the Sci-Fi channel to show actual Sci-Fi. I'll bet it would pass.

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Do it! Do it! Do it!
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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

15-20 years ago when THC, TLC, A&E and Discovery were first being broadcast (you know, back when they were good), people were predicting that these niche channels would be the end of public broadcasting. Seems hilarious now.