Well, you know. Liv Tyler remained fully-clothed througbout the entire film. Dear Gods!!!!! Have they no shame????

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Angel of the Abyss
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"I am Ripper...Tearer...Slasher...Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength...and Lust...and Power! I AM BEOWULF!"

My goodness! Was the author of the screeenplay channeling Velikovsky?

Run, don't walk, from this disaster of a movie!

- Maha "chariots of the clods" Vailo

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When you get down to it, Science answers how. Religion answers why. - hippietrekx

See, expectations!

Yes, but I was expecting it to be dumb and I was still taken aback by how dumb it was.

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Gillian

"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"

"You can't erase icing."

"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"

*reads the OP* Wha? That can't be right.

*reads OP again*

Oh...

My...

Noodly...

God.

The ignorance emanating from that article is palpable. I can actually feel the shock of each wave of stupid thwapping against my body like the waters off the frigid beaches of Thicksylvania. Except the shrinkage is my IQ. I feel noticeably dumber every second I ponder this abomination of a movie.

[Edit: It makes The Core seem well-researched.]

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

Armageddon sick of all these "R-Complex" movies.

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"If you think the LHC will create black holes, you might as well believe Hobbits are at the bottom of your garden."- Dr. Mike Inglis
Rovers forever! - ToSeek
"Carl Sagan sent a message to ET,
Neil Armstrong walked in the Sea of Tranquility
Steve Squyers built Spirit and Opportunity
Dan Haylen upchucked in zero gravity." -Brent Simon, The Space Camp Song

I read this with the voice of Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr in my head and I almost fell off the chair laughing.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

Harvey Korman is nothing less than awesome.

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[Dr. Horrible]___________________________[Penny]
Listen close to everybody's heart________And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound_____________Keep it safe and sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart____With hope you can do your part
And crashing to the ground_______________To turn a life around

this movie sucks more than a blackhole.

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If it's just us, it seems like an awful waste of space.
Contact Carl Sagan

There are a great number of awesome actors in that movie, but alas it sucks regardless of that fact.

Now I'm gonna have that image stuck in my head all day!

ADDED: Heddy Lamarr's speechifying, not you falling off a chair.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort

That's Hedley!

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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by ignorance or stupidity.
Isaac Asimov

Ahhh, ya got there first.

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The Devil offered me power. I told him I preferred aperture.

It took three hours! I thought for sure I'd have a bite in seconds flat, leaving the door wide open like I did.

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"If this were play'd upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction."
Shakespeare, Twelfth Night
Illuminati's Razor-The most complicatedly evil answer is usually the most correct answer. - Fazor
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
"Distance doesn’t matter much in space, where if you just start a thing off with the right kind of shove, sooner or later it will get where you want it to go." -Frederik Pohl, Mining the Oort