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Old 11-August-2005, 08:13 PM
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With all the (unmarried?) women going up on the Shuttle, I'd be surprised if an attempt hasn't been made at zero-g coitus, maybe even as a controlled NASA experiment.

Seriously: would zero-g permit a man to reach a rapid enough rate of intro & extromission sufficient to result in an orgasm in the orgasm center in the brain enough to spark off an ejaculation?
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It's been speculated in science fiction before. The trouble with true free-fall sex is that each motion causes you and your partner to move apart. Thus, the only realistic method would be two folks in a "sleeping bag" or otherwise restrained against each other.

Aside from that, there's the hazards of bodily fluids going off on their own, where they can pose hazards for the unsuspecting couple (don't want to breathe in fluid) or nearby electronics.
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you have to strap yourselves together with bungee cords.
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Only 34 views in twenty minutes? This is a higher-minded board than I thought.

Not me, though.
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The Saint...do the words family oriented board mean anything to you??

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A careful discussion of this topic would be appropriate, barely, for this board. I think the OP is over that line, however. The Saint, care to edit it a bit? If that picture is hotlinked to a site you don't own, remove it. That's a very big violation of the FAQ.
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Maybe a shaft with big fans at one end and some kind of webbing downwind would do. The moving air would keep them together on the webbing and remove fluids from the shaft which would be filtered out of the air before recirculation. It might waste too much power, though, but that shouldn't bother rich tourists.
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Old 11-August-2005, 11:07 PM
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The old saying goes, where there's a will, there's a way.

In other words, stupid question.

If there is one thing in all of animal kind that has been proven time and again, there is a will. Lots of it.
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Old 11-August-2005, 11:15 PM
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The Russians say itīs forbidden.

http://www.space.com/news/cosmonauts_sex_010601.html

As for NASA, a reference from the book "Spacefaring - The Human Dimension"

http://www.ucpress.edu/books/pages/9028/9028.ch11.html

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NASA's approach to congressional support and funding rests in part on not annoying any appreciable segment of the population. Since sex outside of marriage (or even within marriage but at taxpayer expense) still runs against the grain of some Americans, NASA's avoidance of the topic is understandable.
I donīt know about the Chinese.
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Ask Mark C. Lee, Payload Commander, and
N. Jan Davis, Mission Specialist, of STS-47.
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Sure, they're married. But how much private space is there, really?
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All,
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If you know what 'coitus' is, why should you be prevented from reading about it? If you don't, it means nothing. Though it might lead to some questions that the people who want to censor it will have difficulty answering.

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The shuttle astronauts are highly trained specialists in their respective fields, not "guests" at a playboy after dark party. :roll:
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The shuttle astronauts are highly trained specialists in their respective fields, not "guests" at a playboy after dark party. :roll:
But are they humans?
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The shuttle astronauts are highly trained specialists in their respective fields, not "guests" at a playboy after dark party. :roll:
But are they humans?
are guests at playboy after dark?

and how do you know?
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The physiology involved is quite complex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm

Have any papers, even theoretica, been written as to the effects of zero G on whether it heightens or dampens it?
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The physiology involved is quite complex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm

Have any papers, even theoretical, been written as to the effects of zero G on whether it heightens, dampens or even extends its duration?
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I remember Isaac Asimov had written an essay about this very topic. While trying to find a copy I came across this site. The author has a PG rating on the page, but the article seems fairly tame. There are references for those who want to pursue the matter further.
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But are they humans?
Yes...they are also professional scientists and researchers who have trained for years for the opportunity to go into space and do a job. Space is their "workplace". I know there are those who think that the workplace is an appropriate "hunting ground" for the sort of thing this thread is addressing...but I don't think that the astronauts would be that unprofessional.
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And we're only talking about two week flights for the most part, not six-to-ten years. I would like to think that astronauts are steady enough to keep from jumping everything in sight for a couple of weeks.
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"Both the pleasures and problems of zero-gravity sex have been greatly exaggerated"

Arthur C. Clarke

What if someone got pregnant?
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I have heard some speculation that it may be impossible to achieve pregnancy in space. That is to say, while sex, orgasm, and conception are almost certainly possible, there are certain key events in embryo formation that require a gravitational field to occur sucessfully. Anyone know anything more authoritative on this?
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Old 12-August-2005, 04:03 PM
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I don't think anyone's suggesting that astronauts are anything less than totally dedicated professionals, and I really don't think anyone's suggesting that shuttle/space station crews are carrying on like a bunch of horny teens up there. But the concept of sex in space is an intriguing issue- given that sex is one of the most important elements of human life, and given that most scientists hope that humans are going to live in space one day, I'd be surprised if the thought of conducting such unofficial experiments hadn't occurred to any astronauts. To be honest, given the number of men and women that have gone into space, I'd be very surprised if it hadn't happened already. If I were an astronaut, I'd probably try and (carefully) broach the subject with an unattached female colleagues- all in the name of science, of course.

As for pregnancy, I seem to recall Helen Sharman talking about pregnancy experiments in tadpoles conducted on Mir, which had fairly horrific results- I recall stories of tadpole embryos with two spines, and other sorts of catastrophic growth defects, which seems to imply that pregnancy in microgravity is not desirable. In Larry Niven's known space stories, female belt miners had to be confined to Sanctuary asteroid (which had one G of artificial gravity) for their pregnancy and first year of the infant's life- either Niven predicted this sort of thing, or experiments with animal growth in freefall have been going on for some time.